Disclaimers: As much as I may want to claim ownership of this famous series, I can't because Harry Potter belongs to a whole lot of different companies that I can't remember the names of at the moment. Any characters that appear in this fic that is not a part of the original series, belong to me so don't take them without asking first.
Word Count: 331
Marriage Law Rejection Letters
Letter #19
By: Sakura Lisel
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Dear Ministry Dingbats,
Are you people bloody nuts?! Two words. Millicent Bulstrode?! Of all the witches you people COULD HAVE picked for ME, you had to bloody pick Millicent Bulstrode?! No way in bloody hell is she the 'perfect match' for me! Shes nothing more than a slimy Slytherin. Even if she wasn't a Slytherin, I still wouldn't touch her even with a 1,000 foot pole even if you paid me to shag her, let alone have kids with her. I'm already having nightmares of what our kids will look like!
Find me somebody else to marry, otherwise I'm out of here. In fact I'll snap my wand myself and send the pieces to you just to prove how much I won't marry Millicent Bulstrode of all witches!
Why couldn't you have the heart to pair me up with Hermione Granger, or one of the other girls. Though thanks to you clods, I can't even have Hermione since she ran away as soon as this law came out and she saw who you were trying to pair her up with, and I have no clue where she is now. Thanks a lot for ruining my chance to be with the woman of my dreams!
Ronald Billius Weasley
Author's Notes:
This latest Marriage Law Rejection Letter update was created by me in a fit of inspiration. lol If anyone else has any letters they want to submit, feel free to send them in. lol