Disclaimers: As much as I may want to claim ownership of this famous series, I can't because both Harry Potter and Labyrinth belongs to a whole lot of different companies that I can't remember the names of at the moment. Any characters that appear in this fic that is not a part of the original series, belong to me so don't take them without asking first.

Word Count: 385

Marriage Law Rejection Letters
Letter #23
Submitted By: Archangel N. Bloodraven
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Dearly Esteemed Ministry of Magic:

I must applaud your efforts. Not in drafting this assinine law, that's beyond the pale.

No, you have bred an owl that managed to successfully navigate the labyrinth to deliver this tripe. I haven't seen that sort of brilliance since my dearly departed Hedwig.

Now, whichever pureblood you matched me to with your "powerful spells" that you used to count your bribe money... wait. You lot call them campaign donations, yeah?

Anyway, whichever inbred cousin marrying dullard paid top galleon to turn me into a broodmare can go bugger off. My husband, King Jareth, is highly possessive and has little patience for stupidity.

If you feel the need to invade our lands to try and "reclaim" me, I feel it only sporting to warn you that the Labyrinth is our first line of defense and completely controlled by the royal line. Jareth may give you a fair chance to reach the castle and fall to your own hubris along the way, but I am not nearly as charitable towards those trying to control me. I will make the Bog of Eternal Stench your final resting place.

That's not a threat, duckies. That's a promise.

Her Royal Majesty, The Goblin Queen
Magdalena Ivy Potter-Black
Lady of the Labyrinth

PS: I'm keeping your owl. Such brilliance should be rewarded. My husband will be delivering this response PERSONALLY to eliminate claims of misplaced response. That's right. The glaring white owl might just have a surprise if you keep pushing the issue.

Author's Notes:
This latest Marriage Law Rejection Letter update was recently submitted to my review box by Archangel N. Bloodraven. Thanks for the submission. If anyone else has any letters they want to submit, feel free to send them in. lol