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Word Count: 1,061

Marriage Law Rejection Letters
Letter #25
By: Sakura Lisel
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Dear Backstabbers of the Ministry of Magic,

Oh, HELL NO! No way. No how. Not even if the world is about to end and we were the last two humans AND magicals on the planet! I'll let humanity die out first before I will bed down with HIM and have HIS demon spawn growing inside of me!

I especially also don't apreciate the letter you sent having heavy compulsions on them that would try and make me feel obligated to come do what you people want against my will! Obviously they didn't work since I'm still not there.

Can't you people take a bloody hint?! I LEFT over seven and a half years ago! I no longer want ANYTHING to do with ANY of you OR your petty little war with Voldemort! After that farce of a trial in my fifth year, you jerks took away my wand and snapped it before kicking me out of your lame society on trumped up charges of underaged magic.

You kicked me out because of my 'lies' about Voldemorts return, yet when it turned out I WASN'T lying, all of you thought you could come and disrupt my newly found peaceful life and get me to fight him again?

With the help of the goblins and godfather, Sirius Black, I moved out of England 24hrs after you people kicked me out, sought asylum and citizenship in the country I now call home. I have a new wand, and have completed my education over here. I've already spoken to a wizard lawyer, and they told me that by I.C.W. laws, you people have no jurisdiction over me anymore the second you kicked me out and I gained citizenship elsewhere.

If you remember our last encounter on this subject, you will do well to remember that I no longer consider myself a citizen of the British Isles, nor do I feel the need to follow whatever laws that are created over there. I would think after the number of Aurors I sent St. Mungos after they tried to force me back that you people would have learned your lessons by now.

Now all these years later, you morons think you can get peace from HIM by making this absurd marriage law, and promise MY hand in marriage to HIM as part of the peace treaty?! And you seriously thought I would go along with it when I heard the 'good news'? Like hell I will! If I wouldn't come back to fight the guy for you, I sure as hell won't marry him for you either! You people are on your own for THAT one.

Luckily for me, I'm not obligated to do so anyways, after I made some extra steps years ago to stop this stuff from happening after a previous attempt to force me into marriage to someone I will never want. I've signed up for an unbreakable magical contract called the Laws of Arcadia. You brits should have records of these laws somewhere because every other country knows about it and supports it.

In short and simple terms, the Laws of Arcadia automatically block any and all attempts to enter me into a contract I didn't personally agree to. So if you already tried drafting a marriage contract for me, or any other type of contract thats supposed to have my name on it, you must have noticed by now that all attempts to put my name on said contract have instantly all failed since my name should fade away as soon as its written down on any contract. That's the true beauty of the Laws of Arcadia that made me chose it as a surefire way to get out of situations like this. Plus anybody who tries to break the rules set in the contract I created will also automatically be punished by the contracts magic unless I cancel it.

The only way your getting my name on those contracts is if I fully consent to it myself, and I sign it myself, and only after a LONG series of tests to make sure I'm NOT under the influence of mind altering spells, potions, etc. The tests are to also determine whether or not if the person claiming to be me is an imposter using polyjuice or even a metamorph to impersonate me to sign the contract.

I don't care what you were thinking, trying to make me marry HIM of all people. Its never going to happen. I will destroy magical Britain myself before I will ever consent to marry HIM of all people. I will not subject myself to being married to the monster who made my life a living hell to save all of you. Its not my job or my responsibility and hasn't been so since the day all of you kicked me out of your society.

Good luck with your 'peace treaty'. You'll NEED it once he finds out my answer.

Eclipsa Fern Potter

P.s. You won't have long to hear from the dark wanker, because by the time you get this letter, all of the magical newspapers will be releasing front page articles with copies of this letter along with a copy of the one you sent me. There will also be copies of those newspapers sent directly to him, so I wouldn't bother trying to come up with a lie to tell him if you value your lives. This is what you you guys get for trying to sell me off as broodmare to my worst enemy.

Author's Notes:
This latest Marriage Law Rejection Letter update was created by me in a fit of inspiration. lol If anyone else has any letters they want to submit, feel free to send them in. lol