Disclaimers: As much as I may want to claim ownership of this famous series, I can't because Harry Potter belongs to a whole lot of different companies that I can't remember the names of at the moment. Any characters that appear in this fic that is not a part of the original series, belong to me so don't take them without asking first.
Word Count: 296
Marriage Law Rejection Letters
Letter #26
Submitted By: Archangel N. Bloodraven
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Young Fools at the Ministry:
You managed to get something through our mail wards. I have no idea how you managed that but thanks. It ought to keep Penny occupied for a few hours this weekend patching the hole in our security.
As far as this whole marriage nonsense goes, I've been happily married for over six hundred years. My magical line is strong because I insist on my children following their hearts and not marrying anyone who shows up on the family tapestry. Diversified bloodlines. You should try it sometime.
So to conclude, bugger off young bloods. You're far too young to keep up with this spry old man.
Signed,
Nicolas Flamel AKA Harry James Potter
P.S.
In the interest of saving resources I'm attaching my refusual to this reply as well. Our vows say until death do us part. And you're not him, so as my husband so crassly puts it, take your compulsion laced marriage nonsense and bugger off.
Signed,
Pernelle Flamel, AKA Hermione Jean Granger
Author's Notes:
This latest Marriage Law Rejection Letter update was recently submitted to my review box by Archangel N. Bloodraven. Thanks for the submission. If anyone else has any letters they want to submit, feel free to send them in. lol