Disclaimers: As much as I may want to claim ownership of this famous series, I can't because both Harry Potter and Tenchi Muyo belongs to a whole lot of different companies that I can't remember the names of at the moment. Any characters that appear in this fic that is not a part of the original series, belong to me so don't take them without asking first.

Word Count: 777

Marriage Law Rejection Letters
Letter #29
By: Sakura Lisel
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Dear Ministry of Magic,

Ah, Alvida Jacinta Potter. It's been such a long time since I last answered to that name, that I nearly forgot that it once was mine at some point. Oh my, I truly can't believe it's been such a LONG time since I last heard from you people, that I nearly forgot you existed. I recently recieved this absurd letter demanding that I return to England to take part in a 'marriage law' you came up with?

I flat out refuse to take place in your pitiful little law. Not only am I not available to take part in it because I am already happily married, to a great man, but I am now also about a thousand years too old to be even remotely interested in whatever wizard you have in mind for me, thanks to the life I now lead with my husband and family, and I will not give up either for a immature little man-child of a wizard who is CENTURIES too young for me.

By Earths calender, it's only been one year since the final battle against Voldemort. One year since my life as Alvida Jacinta Potter ended as far as I am concerned since the day I snuck into the Department of Mysteries and walked through the Veil of Death.

Yes, you read correctly. I walked through the Veil of Death as the reason you haven't found me until now. I decided it was the only way to get away from the craziness that was my so called life, and the only way you people wouldn't be able to find me.

But instead of dying like I expected when I went through the Veil, I somehow not only survived, but I somehow wound up about thousand years in the past. I made a new life for myself there, when I met my current husband, who I am still a happily married to, when I was twenty-seven years old.

My husband is known as Emperor Azusa Masaki Jurai, and he is an immortal alien ruler from a planet known as Jurai who happened to be visiting Earth a thousand years ago when we met and fell in love. I married him and he gifted myself with the same immortality he and his people possess, as the reason why I am still alive even now.

I have lived a long and happy life with my husband and our family and have no reason to disrupt it for a troublesome past that no longer has anything to do with me as I am concerned. Here's a small warning.

If you know what's good for you, leave me and my family alone because you won't like what will happen if you don't. That's both a threat and a promise.

I just happened to be on Earth with my husband and sister-wife attending the wedding of my grandson when your ministry owls tracked me down, otherwise I highly doubt that your owls would have never found me at all otherwise. Don't bother coming after me, because by the time you receive this letter, I'll be well on my way home to Planet Jurai, and I seriously doubt you medieval backwater wizards have somehow developed spells that would allow you to travel to other planets.

Sincerely hope to never hear from you people again,

First Empress Lady Funaho Masaki Jurai

Formerly known as Alvida Jacinta Potter

P.s. My darling Azuza wholeheartedly agrees and is more than willing to declare war with the magical world before he will let you take me away, and you wizards have no chance in hell in surviving if you chose to push this matter, that is if you do somehow find a way all the way to Jurai.

Author's Notes:
This latest Marriage Law Rejection Letter update was created by me in a fit of inspiration. lol Yes its's another rejection letter, that's also a crossover with Tenchi Muyo. If anyone else has any letters they want to submit, feel free to send them in. lol