Disclaimers: As much as I may want to claim ownership of this famous series, I can't because both Harry Potter and Once Upon A Time belongs to a whole lot of different companies that I can't remember the names of at the moment. Any characters that appear in this fic that is not a part of the original series, belong to me so don't take them without asking first.
Word Count: 285
Marriage Law Rejection Letters
Letter #31
Submitted By: WhiteElfElder
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Dear Ministry of Micro Minds,
I will keep this simple, I reject any notion that you think you can tell me what to do. To that end, I have countered the magic of this letter with a bit of magic of my own taught to me by Uncle Rumple...now, whomever was party to this magic will find their fortunes vanishing, their reproductive capabilities non-existent, and an inability to stop any and all pain from being felt.
That is right, you will live with pain from the simplest of things till the day you pass on. If you keep bothering me, then I will also add a bit more magic to make sure you can never die even if that means you do nothing but lie in a bed for eternity feeling pain!
Grand Nephew of Rumplestiltskin
Harry James Potter
P.S. Don't try sending anyone after me, as my uncle is not nearly as lenient as I am.
Author's Notes:
This latest Marriage Law Rejection Letter update was recently submitted to my review box by WhiteElfElder. Thanks for the submission. If anyone else has any letters they want to submit, feel free to send them in. lol