Disclaimers: As much as I may want to claim ownership of this famous series, I can't because both Harry Potter and KanColle/Kantai Collection belongs to a whole lot of different companies that I can't remember the names of at the moment. Any characters that appear in this fic that is not a part of the original series, belong to me so don't take them without asking first.
Word Count: 290
Marriage Law Rejection Letters
Letter #35
Submitted By: jgkitarel
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To the Ministry of Magic,
All right you bloody idiots. What in your right minds would make you even think that I would take this farce of a demand of yours seriously? First, you don't have the authority to pass such a law. Second, I am busy fighting a war against a threat to humanity. Third, Warspite has read your demand and is likely visiting the Admiralty, the Prime Minister, and, in all likelihood, Her Majesty.
Considering that all of you have been warned, repeatedly, that their patience with you is running thin, you can expect a visit from them. And knowing Warspite, she's going to be bringing a Destroyer Division or a Cruiser Squadron with her. One of whom has probably received a similar letter since she is a Hogwarts alumni, herself. You might even recall her, HMS Hermione, born Hermione Granger. Natural Born Shipgirl, and now a Light Cruiser in Her Majesty's Royal Navy.
From,
Admiral Harry James Potter, MBE, VC, GC
Author's Notes:
This latest Marriage Law Rejection Letter update was recently submitted to my review box by jgkitarel. Thanks for the submission. If anyone else has any letters they want to submit, feel free to send them in. lol