Disclaimers: As much as I may want to claim ownership of this famous series, I can't because both Harry Potter and Katekyo Hitman Reborn! belongs to a whole lot of different companies that I can't remember the names of at the moment. Any characters that appear in this fic that is not a part of the original series, belong to me so don't take them without asking first.
Word Count: 524
Marriage Law Rejection Letters
Letter #36
Submitted By: FunestiNoctu121
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Dear Corrupt Minister:
I didn't think you could go lower than when you tried to blame Sirius Black for Azkaban's massive escape. Anyone with a brain could notice that he didn't have a trial all those years ago. You should be happy that I'm not bringing this matter to the Winzegamot... after all by law an Heir or Lord of a Noble and Ancient house can't be imprisoned for more than 48 hours without a trial with Veritaserum or the Minister would have to pay a fine for each day and... You left him to rot for 12 years IN Azkaban!
If I have calculated right before his death that you owed Sirius Black an approximated of 120,000 galleons in total and as his heiress it shall go with me in the case that it is brought at the light. Anyway, going back to the point I didn't think you could go lower and SADLY I was proved wrong.
If you expect me to go and marry Ronald Weasley of all the people because of your stupid law then you are sorely mistaken. If you even try to pull that move, I'm going to expose every one of your little secrets, including Sirius' lack of trial.
Also even if I gave a damn about your opinion, I would still not marry that gold digging Weasel because your law says, and I'm quoting this, "available and unmarried people". And for your information I'm neither available nor unmarried.
I got married two years ago and I'm currently expecting a pair of twins. If I even get wind of an auror near my house I'm going to send them in 50 ways to hell, that's if my husband doesn't do it first.
Sincerely,
Violet Lillian Vongola nee Potter, Varia's Cloud officer.
Wife of Xanxus di Vongola, Varia Boss.
P.S. If I receive another Gringott's letter saying that you are trying to remove part of MY fortune from MY vaults you may find yourself in a deep problem. Mind your own business old man or you're going to die.
P.P.S. Trash, if you fucking attempt to harass MY wife again I'm going to fucking murder you Trash. Any more fucking letters demanding for MY wife and I'll fucking kill you. -Xanxus di Vongola
Author's Notes:
This latest Marriage Law Rejection Letter update was recently submitted to my review box by FunestiNoctu121. Thanks for the submission. If anyone else has any letters they want to submit, feel free to send them in. lol