Disclaimers: As much as I may want to claim ownership of this famous series, I can't because both Harry Potter and Bleach belongs to a whole lot of different companies that I can't remember the names of at the moment. Any characters that appear in this fic that is not a part of the original series, belong to me so don't take them without asking first.

Word Count: 436

Marriage Law Rejection Letters
Letter #37
Submitted By: Archangel N. Bloodraven
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Ministry Weaklings,

Who's the damn necrophiliac?

Seriously, my wife Zaraki Tsuta has cheerfully carved her way up my division to take the Third Seat, meaning she's supposed to answer to me and my lieutenant, Yachiru. Supposed to. She has issues with authority, and she's actually strong enough to give me a good fight without having to travel to the World of the Living to pick on the deathberry.

Note the term used above. THE WORLD OF THE LIVING. Meaning that that oh so sexily wrathful piece of ass is ineligible for your little marriage bullshit for two reasons. One, she's already married to me. Two, she's a soul reaper, a shinigami, a citizen of the sereitei, shrugged off the mortal coil, pushing up daisies, no longer with us, dearly departed, in a better place.

In a word even you can understand: DEAD.

So, if you persist in this nonsense, my squad will gladly come over there and make you regret it. She's ours and we take care of our own.

Zaraki Kenpachi
Captain 11th Division of the Gotei 13

Hey meanieheads!

You leave Tsuta-Mama alone or you'll be sorry! I mean it!

Kusajishi Yachiru
Lieutenant 11th Division of the Gotei 13

Ministry Fuckwits.

Wow. A marriage law. It must have failed pretty spectaularly if you're reaching out to the other side. I can't imagine why THAT would happen.

Long and short of it is I'm not getting involved in this unless you've got a necromancer on call. And if you do manage to kidnap me away from the Gotei 13... Well that translates as 13 court squads. Just so you know what's coming down on your asses.

Zaraki Tsuta
Third Seat 11th Division of the Gotei 13
Formerly Magdalena Ivy Potter
She-who-hates-all-her-damn-hyphens

Author's Notes:
This latest Marriage Law Rejection Letter update was recently submitted to my review box by Archangel N. Bloodraven. Thanks for the submission. If anyone else has any letters they want to submit, feel free to send them in. lol