Disclaimers: As much as I may want to claim ownership of this famous series, I can't because both Harry Potter and RWBY belongs to a whole lot of different companies that I can't remember the names of at the moment. Any characters that appear in this fic that is not a part of the original series, belong to me so don't take them without asking first.
Word Count: 348
Marriage Law Rejection Letters
Letter #42
Submitted By: Phoenix Paladin
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To whom it may concern,
Firstly, allow me to congratulate you; after everything that you have done or attempted to do to either myself, or to the rest of my generation during my time in your temporally-displaced so-called World, I didn't believe you were foolish enough to attempt such a ludicrous plan of action... especially after my rather, shall we say, 'eventful' escape when I'd been pushed far beyond my limits.
And yet, you honestly believe that I will simply fall in line and accept whosoever you've suckered into becoming my 'husband'?
I think not; after all, I'm quite happy with my life now, especially with the skills I've picked up during my time here.
So, before you decide to go on a warpath to bring me back to 'fulfill my duty', consider this your only warning; I know how you wizards work. And, I know how to bring each and every one of you down before you even realize that your target was never in your sights.
Then again, I also know how arrogant many of you are. So, come see the price of hubris.
Sincerely,
Neapolitan
formerly Nicolea Potter.
P.S. Hm, so this is the mysterious past of my adorable girlfriend... no matter. If you come to steal her...
You. Will. Burn.
Regards,
Cinder Fall.
Author's Notes:
This latest Marriage Law Rejection Letter update was recently submitted to my review box by Phoenix Paladin. Thanks for the submission. If anyone else has any letters they want to submit, feel free to send them in. lol