Disclaimers: As much as I may want to claim ownership of this famous series, I can't because Harry Potter belongs to a whole lot of different companies that I can't remember the names of at the moment. Any characters that appear in this fic that is not a part of the original series, belong to me so don't take them without asking first.

Word Count: 584

Marriage Law Rejection Letters
Letter #43
Submitted By: Katzztar
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Dear Minister

I do not know how you managed to get a letter to me but needless to say my current headmistress is investigating that. Your asinine marriage law does not affect me.

A: I will like to remind you that I am no longer a citizen of your backwards nation, but a citizen of Canada.

B: I am a student at Arken, Mountain School of Magic.

I am sure you remember Arken. The school whose treaty you have broken and declared the entire school "evil" and any member of the school as "supporters and sympathizers of dark creatures" are criminals and are to be arrested and executed if they step onto British soil?

The school who tried to warn your former minister of the threat of demons. That minister ignored us and caused us to infiltrate your ministry to try to stop the demons. Sadly, while we killed the demons, they were able to start the plague that has decimated most of Europe. You should have listened to us then and prevented the activation of that portal.

You better listen to us now and stay away. I already killed Violdemort with assistance of the other Basilisk, Rakesh Asmodeus, and now I am mostly reclusive save for attending Arken. I don't want to return to Britain. The henchmen you sent don't even deserve to be called Aurors. They were so badly trained that a group of second years was able to capture them. They are now residents in Arken's own prison, keeping your predecessor, the previously mentioned former Minister Baines, company.

The former Harry Potter (and no I will not tell you my current name)
Student of Arken and NOT your toy.

To the current Minister of Magic of Britain

As Headmistress of Arken, it is my formal duty to inform you that the Aurors you sent to infiltrate my school and kidnap a student of mine, are now in Arken's prision and will stand trial for said trespass and kidnapping. Depending on the level of their compliance and agreement of these actions will depend on if they will be returned to you or if they will stay in our prison. Though I fear I have to tell you that the behaviors of 3 of the 4 prisoners show that they think they have the right to kidnap my student. As such, if the trial doesn't show they were somehow compelled (yes we did hear that rumor of current ministry enforcing people to comply), then they will be staying in prison and will be subjected to the ...tender mercies... of Professor Strawlime.

Sincerely,
Nvara Aelfly, Headmistress of Arken

Author's Notes:
This latest Marriage Law Rejection Letter update was recently submitted to my review box by Katzztar. Thanks for the submission. If anyone else has any letters they want to submit, feel free to send them in. lol

Katzztar created this letter based off of a fanfic called A Second Chance at Life by Miranda Flairgold. You should all go check it out of you haven't already read it.