Disclaimers: As much as I may want to claim ownership of this famous series, I can't because both Harry Potter and Batman the Animated series, etc, etc. belongs to a whole lot of different companies that I can't remember the names of at the moment. Any characters that appear in this fic that is not a part of the original series, belong to me so don't take them without asking first.
Word Count: 370
Marriage Law Rejection Letters
Letter #44
Submitted By: Jostanos
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During a full meeting of the Wizengamot, a device appears and reveals a holographic/Pensive projected image of the 'Clown Prince of Crime', who asks: "Is this thing on? Heh! Who cares?"
Before anybody could respond, The Clown continues with a frown: "Your demands for young Harrison to return to.. now what did that missive say again?"
"To marry a pure blood bimbo of their ministries choice, Puddin'." a cheerful voice replies 'off screen.
"Thank you, Harl."
"Puddin'"
Joker smiles at the person off screen; then frowns at the assembled Morons.. "You see.. there are those of us in the 'mundane world' that knows _all_ about your.. heh.. so-called 'secret society', so much so that, with the exception of your government, has _REVOKED_ the Statute of Secrecy since before World War Two!"
After drinking a glass of water, the clown takes deep breath, and "YOU'RE NEVER GETTING HARRISON BACK! *ahem* Besides... you're all doomed any way, and..." The Joker turns the 'camera' towards a semi-familiar person, who says..
"I've never been to the U.K. after the Zoo, that DUMB White bee left me in Gotham shorty after he placed me on their doorstep."
The Camera pulls back to reveal not only Harrison, but also the Bat family, and their Rogue's Gallery: "We don't appreciate anachronistic morons... Toodles!"
The image disappears, and the device explodes into shrapnel, confetti, and toxic gasses that floods the entire unventlated room...
Author's Notes:
This latest Marriage Law Rejection Letter update was recently submitted to my review box by Jostanos. Thanks for the submission. If anyone else has any letters they want to submit, feel free to send them in. lol