Disclaimers: As much as I may want to claim ownership of this famous series, I can't because both Harry Potter and Bungou Stray Dogs belongs to a whole lot of different companies that I can't remember the names of at the moment. Any characters that appear in this fic that is not a part of the original series, belong to me so don't take them without asking first.

Word Count: 648

Marriage Law Rejection Letters
Letter #47
By: Kuroyuki-Kokuyoku
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To the British Ministry of Magic,

Normally, I do not send such crass replies to formal letters… but there are occasions where formalities are thrown out of the window…

This is one of them…

DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW LONG I'VE BEEN WAITING FOR MY ADOPTED SON TO FINALLY FIND A NICE, SUITABLE PARTNER TO SETTLE DOWN AND HAVE CHILDREN WITH?! I HAVE KNOWN RANPO FOR WELL OVER TEN YEARS, AND IT TOOK HIM EVEN LONGER TO FINALLY REALIZE HIS FEELINGS FOR THE ONLY WOMAN HE GETS ALONG WITH! AND NOW YOU HAVE THE ARROGANCE TO DEMAND MY DAUGHTER-IN-LAW TO ABANDON MY SON AND UNBORN GRANDCHILD TO GO BACK TO YOUR BACKWATER, BRAIN-DEAD COMMUNITY JUST TO MARRY AN INBREED, WEB-TOED WASTE OF SPACE AND POP OUT A FEW MORE OF THEM! AND WORST OF ALL, YOU HAVE THE AUDACITY TO EXPECT MY ADOPTED GRANDSON TO WILLINGLY GO BACK TO THE SAME COMMUNITY THAT HAD ABUSED AND SHUNNED THE CHILDREN OF WEREWOLVES AND THINK THAT HE WOULD BE HAPPY TO BE REVILED!

LET ME TELL YOU THIS! THE WOMAN YOU KNEW AS JASMINE POTTER HAS BEEN LONG GONE FOR THE LAST HALF A DECADE! JASMINE KATHERINE ROWLING HAS BEEN HAPPILY MARRIED TO EDOGAWA RANPO AND THE TWO ARE CURRENTLY EXPECTING A DAUGHTER IN A FEW MONTHS TIME! I HAVE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS TO HAPPEN FOR SO LONG, AND I WON'T STAND ANY ONE OF YOU WORTHLESS, EMPTY-HEADED LAYABOUTS TO RUIN EVERYTHING THEY'VE FOUGHT TOOTH AND NAIL FOR!

Now that that is over with, let me respectfully remind all of you that the two people you are referring to in your missive are no longer apart of the British Wizarding World as they are legally registered as "Ability-Users," not wizards, and have officially dropped their British citizenship the moment you've sent out your little notice. This means I am in the right to complain to your Queen about pressing charges against you for sending in your Aurors to kidnap and smuggle illegal immigrants into the United Kingdom.

I have taken the liberty to thoroughly research your laws, and I have found that you have absolutely no jurisdiction over "Squibs" and "Muggles." Therefore, you have no right to dictate any part of their lifestyles. Especially considering they have the backing of Dazai Osamu (太宰治), a descendent of the Japanese Magical Royal Family.

Failure to take this letter seriously will result in an international war with not only the Japanese Wizarding Community, but also with the Ability-User Organizations, the Armed Detective Agency and Port Mafia, along with the Special Ability Department of the Japanese Government.

YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED.

Fukuzawa Yukichi (福沢 諭吉)
Director and Founder of the Armed Detective Agency
Adopted father of Edogawa Ranpo (江戸川 乱歩)
Father-in-law of Jasmine Katherine Rowling (formerly Jasmine Potter, the Woman-Who-Conquered, Current Head of the Noble and Most Ancient House of Black and the Ancient House of Potter)
Adopted grandfather of Edward "Teddy" Lupin (Heir Apparent to the House of Black)

And soon-to-be overdue grandfather

Author's Notes:
This latest Marriage Law Rejection Letter update was recently submitted to my review box by Kuroyuki-Kokuyoku. Thanks for the submission. If anyone else has any letters they want to submit, feel free to send them in. lol