Disclaimers: As much as I may want to claim ownership of this famous series, I can't because both Harry Potter and Disney's Gargoyles belongs to a whole lot of different companies that I can't remember the names of at the moment. Any characters that appear in this fic that is not a part of the original series, belong to me so don't take them without asking first.

Word Count: 873

Marriage Law Rejection Letters
Letter #49
By: Sakura Lisel
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Dear British Ministry of Magic,

I really have to say this, that you people have some absolute nerve contacting me of all people about this marriage law! Get it through your pathetic, thick, inbred, obviously brain damaged heads that I am NOT a citizen of your pathetic magical country anymore.

First you morons nearly get my twin brother killed in the fight with Voldemort last year. Thankfully Dylan took our advice after your war and moved here to America to recuperate properly along with his long time girlfriend, Hermione Granger, and to get away from James Potter and all of you morons back in England who were harassing him. Now you have the nerve to pull this on us?

Dylan wants me to tell you that that unless his 'Ministry chosen' bride is Hermione Granger, then don't expect him to be returning to England ever again even to visit, because he'll stay in America with us rather than go back to a country that thinks it can tell him who he can love or marry, and Hermione agrees with him and won't be going back even either if Dylan was her 'Ministry chosen' husband.

I do not consider myself a citizen of your country and have no need to have to obey whatever laws that are made over in a country I haven't stepped foot in since I was a baby. You people have no jurisdiction of over me and who I chose to marry, and you people never will as far as I am concerned, and you can take your pathetic marriage law and shove it up your inbred asses.

I haven't been a citizen since the day my mom divorced my dad when I was a baby and she took me with her to America where we both became legalized citizens in both the muggle and magical worlds over here. I don't even go over there to attend Hogwarts when I have perfectly good schools here in America that I could go to instead, instead of an outdated school like Hogwarts.

Plus your letter claims that you have my 'father's' permission to put me through this marriage law? As if! That jackass James Potter is NOT my dad. He stopped being my dad the day he legally signed away all of his rights to me to my mom during the divorce. He has no say to anything that has to do with me, and I swear I'll hex the blowhard to kingdom come for even thinking he can still do so after all these years. He signed a unbreakable magically binding contract that says so, that also says he can't make decisions for me without my moms consent or my personal agreement. Mom signed the same thing for my twin brother Dylan who dad kept.

My mom and stepdad are especially pissed off when your lame ass marriage letters came in, especially since they came in for my younger siblings as well, who will NOT be taking part in this absured law either. Unlike me, they were all born here in America and are legally citizens of America by birth, and you people have no jurisdiction to even think of dragging non-British citizens into your little marriage law or think they and their families will sit by and let you do so.

I doubledare you morons to just try and come here and force us to 'return' to England to be married off to some inbred moron of your chosing. I dare you. And you'll see just where it'll get you, when you face off with my extended family over here in America, who can and will wipe the floor with the lot of you.

Sincerely yours,

Harry Owen Burnett

Formerly known as Harry James Potter

P.S. A bit of a warning. My great-grandma on my moms side of the family, Queen Titania of the Sidhé court, and her husband King Oberon, would like some words with you people and your attempt to force her kin into a loveless marriage to unworthy people, and they are planning to pay you people a visit very soon. Just so you will know, she's already peeved about what nearly happened to Dylan.

Author's Notes:
This latest Marriage Law Rejection Letter update was created by me in a fit of inspiration. lol Yes its's a rejection letter, that's a crossover with Disney's Gargoyles. This letter is based off of one of my own fanfics Wings of the Night if anyone hasn't read it yet. If anyone else has any letters they want to submit, feel free to send them in. lol