Disclaimers: As much as I may want to claim ownership of this famous series, I can't because both Harry Potter and Yu Yu Hakusho belongs to a whole lot of different companies that I can't remember the names of at the moment. Any characters that appear in this fic that is not a part of the original series, belong to me so don't take them without asking first.

Word Count: 772

Marriage Law Rejection Letters
Letter #50
By: Sakura Lisel
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(Letter found tied to seven ministry officials displaying various degrees of injuries all over their bodies, who are all hogtied and gagged by what appeared to be vines and other plants.)

Dearly Esteemed Ministry of Magic:

Are you people nuts? You have to be if you seriously thought THIS would bring me back to your society. I would think that my lack of NOT coming into your world when I was eleven up until now should tell you that I want absolutely nothing to do with you people. Or don't you remember what I did to all of the ministry officials who tried to force me to come against my will over the years before this stupid law even existed?

As far as I am concerned, I am under no obligation to 'come back'to a magical society I was never a part of to begin with, and help you repopulate the magical world. I don't see what possible reason why you would assume that I would, when I have had absolutely nothing to do with you people to begin with in all these years. I have more important things to do with my time and life than to play broodmare to some hillbilly wizard I don't want to be with and I refuse to be conscripted into it by a ministry I do not acknowledge as having any control over me to begin with.

You can't do anything to me anyway concerning this law, because I am protected by a unbreakable magically binding contract I signed years ago known as the Laws of Arcadia, which automatically blocks any attempts of trying to force me into marriage contracts, or any other form of contract, without my consent, and anyone who tries to force the issue will be punished by the magic behind the contract I signed.

Just ask Albus Dumbledore and the Weasley family just how well their attempts at trying to make me marry their youngest son, Ronald Weasley went. I hear the boy and some of his family members are still in St. Mungo's long term care in the psychiatric wing of the hospital after our last encounter and attempt at of trying to force a marriage contract on me thanks to my Laws of Arcadia contract.

I dare you people to just try and come after me. You won't just be dealing with me, but also my long time boyfriend, Kurama, and all of our friends, who can and will wipe the floor with you morons for just thinking that any part of me would go along with this stupid marriage law.

Sincerely yours,

Kurenai Koumori

Formerly known as Melody Rose Potter

Dear Ministry of Magic,

I would take what Kurenai says to heart, because if she doesn't end you herself if you people chose to ignore her warnings and continue on this endeavor, then I definitely will finish you myself. You've seen how I gift wrapped the ministry officials who came looking for Kurenai who we sent back. I just got her back, and there is no way in hell I'm letting you people take her from me without a fight and without some major casualties on your side.

Good look getting them untied. They should be released within the next couple of days or so. Don't worry, the plants will keep them alive and healthy until then, though I believe they will need some serious psychiatric help afterwards thanks to my plants. They were extremely rude while they were here, and making demands they had no right to make, and rightfully deserve the punishment my plants are giving them.

Sincerely yours,

Yoko Kurama

Author's Notes:
This latest Marriage Law Rejection Letter update was created by me in a fit of inspiration. lol Yes its's a rejection letter, that's a crossover with Yu Yu Hakusho. This letter is based off of one of my own fanfics Night Guardian if anyone hasn't read it yet. If anyone else has any letters they want to submit, feel free to send them in. lol