Disclaimers: As much as I may want to claim ownership of this famous series, I can't because both Harry Potter and Sekirei belongs to a whole lot of different companies that I can't remember the names of at the moment. Any characters that appear in this fic that is not a part of the original series, belong to me so don't take them without asking first.
Word Count: 321
Marriage Law Rejection Letters
Letter #52
Submitted By: iliveonbooks
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Dear Ministry of Magic,
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. I don't think that I have laughed that hard since FOREVER. I mean, really, you have outdone yourselves in how stupid you can be. I can only shake my head at your ignorance.
First, I have been gone for over ten years with citizenship in Japan for the last seven. I have NO idea what makes you think you have any control over me, but then again, you are considered some of the laziest and uneducated magicals in the world so...
Second, I am married. I got my citizenship with my marriage. I am actually due for my second kid in a couple months. So technically, I'm helping you out with the population problem, only not with your "recommendation", or in England... and I will never return to England, but technicalities.
Third, my wife has this thing where she likes sharp things, stabbing, maiming and killing. So, basically, don't test me or my wife. You will not have agents if you do. We promise to ship them back in priority mail.
Anyways, long story short, fuck off.
See you never!
Sincerely,
Harry Potter
Boy-Who-Lived
Man-Who-Conquered
Husband-Of-Kurasuba
Author's Notes:
This latest Marriage Law Rejection Letter update was recently submitted to my review box by iliveonbooks. Thanks for the submission. If anyone else has any letters they want to submit, feel free to send them in. lol