Disclaimers: As much as I may want to claim ownership of this famous series, I can't because both Harry Potter and X-Men Evolution belongs to a whole lot of different companies that I can't remember the names of at the moment. Any characters that appear in this fic that is not a part of the original series, belong to me so don't take them without asking first.
Word Count: 495
Marriage Law Rejection Letters
Letter #53
By: Sakura Lisel
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To The Morons of the British Magical World:
Get lost you jerks. I haven't stepped foot inside of England since I was a baby, after I was adopted and brought to America by my birth moms own mother. I am now considered a legalized citizen of America in both the magical and muggle worlds, and I have absolutely no reason to obey an outdated backwater law that comes from a country I don't live in.
Have some class people. I don't know what possible 'bright' idea entered your thick heads, that made all of you truly thought that this law would make me go back to a country I do not acknowledge as my home, to be married off to some bimbo I don't know or even want. I've successfully rejected all previous attempts to drag me back over the years with the help of my friends and family who are all powerful in their own rights.
Word to the wise, if you value your continued existence in the world of the living, you had better leave me alone, or else I will send my girlfriend, who just happens to also be my current fiancé, who also is the ruler of a hell dimension with a massive army of demons at her disposal, has pledged to lead said army all the way to England to wipe you off the face of the map before she will allow you to take me away from her.
Plus I don't need magic to deal with you people. Besides being a wizard, I am also known as a mutant and a very powerful one just like the rest of my family, and I will wipe the floor with all of you myself with both my magic and my mutant powers, and send whatever is leftover back to England in bodybags if anyone dares show up here looking for me to try and force me back against my will.
Sincerely yours,
Damien Harry Darkolme
Formerly known as Harry James Potter
Author's Notes:
This latest Marriage Law Rejection Letter update was created by me in a fit of inspiration. lol Yes its's a rejection letter, that's a crossover with X-Men Evolution. This letter is based off of one of my own fanfics Tempest Mage if anyone hasn't read it yet. If anyone else has any letters they want to submit, feel free to send them in. lol