Disclaimers: As much as I may want to claim ownership of this famous series, I can't because Harry Potter belongs to a whole lot of different companies that I can't remember the names of at the moment. Any characters that appear in this fic that is not a part of the original series, belong to me so don't take them without asking first.

Word Count: 611

Marriage Law Rejection Letters
Letter #61
By: Sakura Lisel
Sequel To: Letter #60
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To Whom It May Concern,

Forget about it. There is no way in bloody hell I'm coming back to obey a marriage law that makes you inbred imbecillic morons think that you can decide who I will marry like you have some form of say in the matter, or that you are truly stupid enough to even think that I will allow you to do so without a fight.

I left jolly old Magical England four years ago, and moved abroad and I am quite happily settled right where I am, already with a loving wife of the last two years, and we are expecting our second child. I have no intention divorcing my wife any time soon, or leaving my family to marry somebody I don't want because the government of a country I no longer call home and haven't lived in for years says so.

Plus even if I were willing to return and obey your stupid law, there is no way in bloody hell am I marrying Ginny Weasley of all people! She is not my type, will never be my type, and just THINKING of marrying HER of all people makes my skin crawl, and break out into hives.

I dated her a grand total of FIVE times before I broke things off with her, and it only lasted THAT long because I thought I'd give it a go simply because everyone else was saying that we seemed so perfect together. Believe me when I say that was the worst five dates of my life, and I couldn't dump her fast enough in my opinion. She was an obsessive fangirl who already was plotting our married life together long before we were even dating and discovered that she and her mom were planning to dose me with potions to 'keep me interested' just in case I changed my mind, and I've discovered that I seriously can't stand girls who are like that.

Plus another reason why I refuse to date or marry her, is because all of the comments people made about us completely turned me off on the mere idea of being with her of all people. Hearing people who knew my parents CONSTANTLY saying how Ginny and I looked perfect together because of our resemblance to MY parents, is what truly started the skin crawling in me.

If my mom was still alive and had the chance to raise me all these years, I can't picture myself being with somebody who everybody else constantly says looks like my mom, that's just plain gross and wrong on so many levels once I took the time to really start thinking about it. Who's psycho enough to want to date a girl who reminds you of your mom? It sure isn't me. I bet if our roles had been reverse, Ginny would feel the same way if she wasn't being such a fan girl when it came to me.

Sincerely Yours,

Harry James Potter

Author's Notes:
This latest Marriage Law Rejection Letter update was is meant to be a sequel to Letter #60.