Disclaimers: As much as I may want to claim ownership of this famous series, I can't because both Harry Potter and Garden of Avalon and Fate/Grand Order belongs to a whole lot of different companies that I can't remember the names of at the moment. Any characters that appear in this fic that is not a part of the original series, belong to me so don't take them without asking first.

Word Count: 585

Marriage Law Rejection Letters
Letter #62
Submitted By: StormOfDiamonds
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To the Ministry of Magic and all citizens of Britain,

I would like to sincerely apologize for the behavior of my other half. Even though it is kind of the minister's fault. And that law's too. Well, mostly the minister's because he agreed with the law.

When I first read the letter the ministry kindly sent me, I was quite angry. However, due to my husband's 'charms' it was not possible to remain angry for long. However, it turned out that he already planned out his own way to make your citizens know exactly what he feels about that letter.

I really, really do apologize.

So far, he is responsible for following: Strange behavior of certain individuals, unpleasant/disturbing dreams, odd behavior of plants, spell failure, wand incidents, odd behavior of certain spells, misplacement of certain individuals, (this is actually really embarrassing to write) rampaging monsters/plants in some residences, including the Malfoy estate and Weasley house, failure of odd magics, failure of ancient spells such as the magics that guard seats, several incidents in the department of mysteries, and finally the Magi Mari incident.

I sadly lack the capability to stop my husband's antics.

Signed:

Rose Lily Myrddin nee Potter

P.S: I am writing this just as I was about to send it. I had forgotten to say that my husband and I are bound for life. Since I am fairly certain that you do not have the capability to remove the bond without killing me, I am remaining where I am. And I do not agree with marrying the youngest Weasley boy.

I wish you all a pleasant day.

Elsewhere…..

Rose watched as the British citizens cried tears of despair. She really did feel sorry for them, she really did. After Merlin stopped screwing with their dreams, he made the plants to screw with them while they were awake as well. Nothing lethal, but the victims will need a good dose of brain bleach. After skillfully, quickly and happily taking apart the magics that held the community together and making all purebloods tear their hair out out of frustration… there was THE Magi Mari incident.

The poor Minister is now a permanent resident of the St. Mungo's hospital. He and Lockhart are apparently good pals now.

Rose mused about her life.

But most importantly…. She stopped as a certain individual leaned over her shoulder and began whispering into her ear.

Damn half incubus.

Due to her lack of reaction, Merlin made a face. Then the fake tears came. "Do you not love me anymore?"

How in heavens and earth did she fall in love with this guy?

Rose patted his white fluffy head and Merlin purred.

Like a cat.

Author's Notes:
This latest Marriage Law Rejection Letter update was recently submitted to my review box by StormOfDiamonds. Thanks for the submission. If anyone else has any letters they want to submit, feel free to send them in. lol