Disclaimers: As much as I may want to claim ownership of this famous series, I can't because both Harry Potter and Warhammer 40k belongs to a whole lot of different companies that I can't remember the names of at the moment. Any characters that appear in this fic that is not a part of the original series, belong to me so don't take them without asking first.

Disclaimer #2: Fallen-Ryu does not own Warhammer 40k, also this is heavily AU due to a certain witch's interference in this realm.

Word Count: 779

Marriage Law Rejection Letters
Letter #64
Submitted By: Fallen-Ryu
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Dear Ministry Of Magic,

Or perhaps I should write 'Dear Pit of Incompetents that makes the Imperial Administratum look like a group of super competent workers who gets their job done on time.' Yes, you guys, the ones with the robes and shit…

I have QUITE the warp-boner to pick with you lot… however due to the circumstances of MY reality as of late, I am unable to directly interfere with your dimension due to the Ordos Chronos telling me it's not in the imperium's best interest as of right now to outright declare a crusade and be done with you lot. Something to do with the time-stream and multi-verse not going all that well… also the fact it would be overkill just to send a single regiment of flash-light guys to deal with you idoits.

Never mind my super-human legions and OUR sons… yes you read correctly, one Rose Lily Potter or as she goes by Rose Kadmon(1) nowadays is the mother of my 18 legions of super-human warriors.

And if you send another group of idoits with that owl (which I would point out went extinct about the year 4596 due to what I can only describe as the worst drought in the history of mankind for good reason) I will be forced to… hand… them over to the inquisition rather than let my wife simply bind them and send them back totally humiliated. Not that my visiting sons did not find it both aggravating that someone would try to take their beloved mother away, or humor that even as pacifistic she is these days, she tends to make even warp predators fear her fury.

I can still remember the day when she tried to chase after those four warp tumors of reality sending curse after curse that to this day still has not lifted on those four.

Needless to say, any attempt to target her will be met with overwhelming firepower and extremely fast…. or just plain ol DAKKA will do.

Also as a side note, we looked at the photo of the wizard you fools attempted to set her up with…the fact she turned such a drastic shade of green that had Mortarian look worried for her health and resulted her in a three day stay at the imperial palaces medical quarters… of course she also requested I remove the memory of that specific incident. I must say you choose…. poorly… in regards of her tastes.

I will write this again; any further attempts will be met with my new crusade of the Multiverse Imperium of mankind…

Do NOT try this again, you have been warned.

Insincerely,

The Emperor of Mankind

P.S: This is Rose Lily Kadmon… if you bloody twit sacks dare try to set me up with ANY of those morons you chose, I WILL send Angron out to do what he does best against you idoits, and I will HAVE NO REGRETS! Of course, Konrad would be most pleased to join in the fun as will the more…violent… legions my HUSBAND and I have at our disposal…

Do try to not let the catchcan fungal spores spray into your face…. oh wait… I just did let it spray into your face the moment you read this line. Have fun watching the fungus slowly eat out your eyeballs and turn you into a vegetable.

Author's Notes:
This latest Marriage Law Rejection Letter update was recently submitted to my review box by Fallen-Ryu. Thanks for the submission. If anyone else has any letters they want to submit, feel free to send them in. lol

Note from Fallen-Ryu: I don't know the emperors name, so I borrowed the name from another fanfiction called Get Me Out of This Hell-Hole! By DeusExTranshuman… he hasn't updated in a while or answered any messages, but if you do find out about this do know you have full credit for the emperors fandom name!