Disclaimers: As much as I may want to claim ownership of this famous series, I can't because both Harry Potter and One Piece belongs to a whole lot of different companies that I can't remember the names of at the moment. Any characters that appear in this fic that is not a part of the original series, belong to me so don't take them without asking first.

Word Count: 1,252

Marriage Law Rejection Letters
Letter #65
Written By: Sakura Lisel
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Dear Arrogant Sleazeabags From the Ministry of Magic,

What part of 'I AM ALREADY MARRIED!', do you morons not understand, and that I do not live in your bloody magical world or country or even live in the same universe as you people?! So even if I could come back there to follow your ludicrous law, I sure as hell won't. I am happily married with kids, and have no intention of leaving my husband and children again.

I still don't know how you managed to get that phoenix of Dumbledores to travel here to deliver the letter along with the ten member team of aurors that came with him, but kudo's to you. It doesn't change the simple fact that I still refuse to come back to that world. I also don't appreciate the team of aurors you sent with Fawkes to try and force me back. You won't be seeing them ever again by the way. Out of the ten aurors you sent after me, only five are still alive, and I assure you, that you won't be seeing the survivors ever again in this life time.

Usually we wouldn't use this kind of punishment on anybody, but they pissed us off so much that my husband and I both decided that the perfect punishment for them was to take away and snap their wands, and dump them in the nearest slave market, where they will hopefully be spending the rest of their lives as slaves, as punishment for their attempted assault on my family and myself. Hopefully if they survive whatever their new owners do to them, they'll have learned their lessons and hopefully will have gained a healthy respect for others whether the other people have magic or not.

I don't know how long its been since I left your world behind to return to the one where my family resides in after that stupid Triwizard Tournament fiasco that dragged me there against my will, but over here its been five years since my return home, and I have no intention of going back over there to be married off to some simpering, weakling of a wizard to be his broodmare. Even if I wasn't already married, I have specific standards on what kind of man I'd take into my bed, and, nobody over there has a chance in hell of ever getting into my bed. I will quite happily castrate them first before that'll ever happen.

As I am already a married woman, I am a one man kind of gal, and I already have my one and only man in my life who I will ever welcome into my bed. Anyone else who tries will wish they were never born courtesy of either myself or my darling Dragon if he's around when the attempt is made.

Turns out time over here is different over there, so as far as I know only a few months might have gone by since I left your world. I have already wasted enough time over there thanks to the Triwizard Tournament, and by the time I finally came home, it was to discover that over here I was gone longer than I was stuck over there, and I have already missed out on a lot of time with my husband and eldest son thanks to you morons, and I absolutely refuse to leave them again.

Your little 'population problem' is not my problem, and I refuse to let you idiots try and think you can force me to obey your laws, especially when I don't even live over there and don't consider myself a citizen of your pathetic society. Try sending more aurors after me, and they will wind up either dead or join their former coworkers in the slave markets.

Sincerely yours,
Monkey D. Cheshire
aka Captain Darkhaven 'Dragon Princess' D. Nemesis of the Draconia Pirates
Formerly known as Primrose Potter

P.s. Another thing that I almost forgot to tell you, you can also forget about sending aurors after my crew to bring them back for your little marriage law as well. They all left your world of their own free will to come with me when I left to get away from your war and conflict, and your claim of them being 'underaged witches and wizards who still have to obey your law' is bogus, seeing how as I already said before, its been five years since we came back here, so just about everybody who used to be considered 'underaged' when they left are now full fledged adults in their early twenties and no longer count as 'underaged teenagers under the legal adult age of seventeen' even in your stupid society, and they all agree with me on the matter of going back to take part in it, and they all unanimously say hell no to the law as well.

Dear Blowhards From Another World,

I swear that if you people come after my wife again involving this pathetic 'marriage law' you came up with, I swear that I will come after each and everyone of you and beat the crap out of all of you and make all of you wish you were never born with the help of my rebel followers, before we end your pathetic lives once and for all. I'm not going to lose her again, after I finally got her back, after all this time.

So far, after reading your ludicrous demands for my wife to leave me so that you can marry her off to some rich fat bastard 'wizard' of your choice, as far as I am concerned you people are almost as bad as the damn World Nobles and the Celestial Dragons combined, if you morons are seriously stupid enough to even think that you have some form of imaginary right to break up happy families in order to marry them off to someone else against their wills, and even stupider to think that they and their families they won't fight it.

You've been warned and only get one chance to back off on the stupidity of this plan of yours before we find a way to come after you, if we see another gang of law enforcement officers from your pathetic society. She's mine and I don't share her with anyone for any reson.

Sincerely,
Monkey D. Dragon
Husband of Monkey D. Cheshire
Leader and Founder of the Revolutionary Army

Author's Notes:
This latest Marriage Law Rejection Letter update was created by me in a fit of inspiration. lol Yes its's a rejection letter, that's a crossover with One Piece. This letter is based off of one of my own fanfics A Bridge of Dragons. If anyone hasn't read it yet. If anyone else has any letters they want to submit, feel free to send them in. lol