Disclaimers: As much as I may want to claim ownership of this famous series, I can't because both Harry Potter and Final Fantasy 7 belongs to a whole lot of different companies that I can't remember the names of at the moment. Any characters that appear in this fic that is not a part of the original series, belong to me so don't take them without asking first.
Word Count: 291
Marriage Law Rejection Letters
Letter #67: SOLDIER Wife
Submitted By: greenespeon1995
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Dear Ministry of Magic,
Your request is denied.
Mrs. Potter-Valentine-Rhapsodos-Hewley is actually married with our top three SOLDIER and most importantly... she is the only one who can convince them to compile theirs damned paperworks! (And stopped them from causing a world-wide massacre, ah, right... she also killed Jenova with that strange cursed fire...)
Every single intruder will be disposed of by our Department of Administrative Research employees.
Never write again!
Rufus Shinra
President of Shinra Electric Power Company
PS. If I see even another one of yours pathetic Auror near our wife, the life of everyone of your people is forfeit. - General Sephiroth C. Valentine First Class SOLDIER
PPS. In the box are the ashes of the idiots who attempted to kidnap our wife, they really didn't appreciate Dodge the Fireballs. - Commander Genesis Rhapsodos First Class SOLDIER
PPPS. Really stop. We have enough work to do and a Puppy and a Chocobo to teach. - Commander Angeal Hewley First Class SOLDIER
Author's Notes:
This latest Marriage Law Rejection Letter update was recently submitted to my review box by greenespeon1995. Thanks for the submission. If anyone else has any letters they want to submit, feel free to send them in. lol