Disclaimers: As much as I may want to claim ownership of this famous series, I can't because both Harry Potter and Saint's Row belongs to a whole lot of different companies that I can't remember the names of at the moment. Any characters that appear in this fic that is not a part of the original series, belong to me so don't take them without asking first.
Word Count: 392
Marriage Law Rejection Letters
Letter #69
Submitted By: Archangel N. Bloodraven
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Ministry of Magic,
Girl-Who-Lived? It's been ages since anybody called me that.
I've been called Playah.
I've been called Boss.
I've been called Fucking Bitch. Maero really hated it when I made him crush his girlfriend with a monster truck. Too bad.
I've been called Madame President.
I've been called Empress of the Zinn Empire.
And now somehow, having survived the destruction of Earth, you are expecting me to drop my completely awesome life, and bend over and be your bitch.
The last person who expected me to be their bitch was Lucifer. My husband Johnny and my wife Kinzie promptly followed me into hell for the express purpose of reclaiming me for scary hot sexy times (that was Kinzie) and shooting Satan in the face. (that was Johnny)
Now admittedly we haven't had what most would consider a binding legal marriage, as all the priests died when Zinyak blew up the Earth, but when the highest existing authority says you're hitched, it pretty much counts.
That highest authority would be ME by the way. Normally I wouldn't have to explain that detail, but since this law shows critical amounts of stupid, it's better to clarify such salient points.
So you fuck off and leave me to my own devices, or me and my spouses will come and make wizards extinct, and then in true Third Street fashion, we'll take over your conquered territory and run it ourselves. It's kinda what we do.
Maggie Potter
Boss of the Third Street Saints
Author's Notes:
This latest Marriage Law Rejection Letter update was recently submitted to my review box by Archangel N. Bloodraven. Thanks for the submission. If anyone else has any letters they want to submit, feel free to send them in. lol