Disclaimers: As much as I may want to claim ownership of this famous series, I can't because both Harry Potter and Marvel's Deadpool belongs to a whole lot of different companies that I can't remember the names of at the moment. Any characters that appear in this fic that is not a part of the original series, belong to me so don't take them without asking first.
Word Count: 229
Marriage Law Rejection Letters
Letter #76: Deadpool-ish Marriage Rejection Letter
Submitted By: Jostanos
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Oh! Hello! Are you still hoping to have the 'Children-Who-Lived' join a harem, or your bunch of inbred twits?
Oh-ho-ho-ho no! Not gonna happen! Not even for all the galleons in the Diagon Ally branch of Gringotts!
Why? Well... that's too long a tale for even Jostanos *waves when the camera/device pans to him* to type up at short notice.
By the way... I'd heed the majority of the warnings if I were you. *looks through the chapter list.* hmm.. you may have already on a couple of occasions.
Good for you! Toodles!
Author's Notes:
This latest Marriage Law Rejection Letter update was recently submitted to my review box by Jostanos. Thanks for the submission. If anyone else has any letters they want to submit, feel free to send them in. lol