Disclaimers: As much as I may want to claim ownership of this famous series, I can't because both Harry Potter and Hellsing: Ultimate Abridged – by Team Four Star belongs to a whole lot of different companies that I can't remember the names of at the moment. Any characters that appear in this fic that is not a part of the original series, belong to me so don't take them without asking first.
Word Count: 310
Marriage Law Rejection Letters
Letter #79
Submitted By: Jostanos
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"Vunderbar Bologna, a letter!" a pudgy, blond, vertically-challenged golem exclaims when the he sees mail on his desk. As he reads it, the 'Major' begins to frown and, after finding some parchment, a self-inking-quill, and an envelope he begins to write a response:
"To ze Daft Morons who think that hey have escaped Grindevald's var..
HA!HA!HA!HA! ZE JOKES ON YOU! VE ARE STILL AT VAR!
Alzo.. I am not zis 'Harry Potter' zat you are looking for.
I AM THE MAJOR! ("Asshole!" quips a certain dual pistol wielding vampire, but he is ignored.)
Zis 'Harry Potter' never existed... he died und... became... vell... me!
Your 'Marriage Laws' ave no effect on me, and since you are about to be destroyed anyvey.. Ze point is moot.
Au vederzein!"
The Major's response disappears from his desk almost as soon as it is placed in the provided envelope, and addressed to those who sent the original missive.
Shortly after it is read in front of everybody in the Wizengamut, and heard over the wizard wireless... Care to guess?
Author's Notes:
This latest Marriage Law Rejection Letter update was recently submitted to my review box by Jostanos. Thanks for the submission. If anyone else has any letters they want to submit, feel free to send them in. lol