Disclaimers: As much as I may want to claim ownership of this famous series, I can't because both Harry Potter and Percy Jackson belongs to a whole lot of different companies that I can't remember the names of at the moment. Any characters that appear in this fic that is not a part of the original series, belong to me so don't take them without asking first.
Word Count: 296
Marriage Law Rejection Letters
Letter #81
Submitted By: WhiteElfElder
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Miniscule Mortals of the Ministry of Mangle Magicians...that's you!
The morons you sent to attempt to capture me and bring me back for this hopped up legalized rape program has really pissed off the types of beings you do not want to piss off. After I told My Wife, Thalia, about what you were trying to do, she sought an audience with her dad, Zeus.
While there we had all of the other gods already present and then the Mother of Magic showed up because I am her champion, me Harry. So, you royally pissed off the entire pantheon in one swoop...even pissed off Hades like nothing I have ever seen.
So, I am sorry to say that you are on a limited time... probably only minutes beyond receiving this letter... as he has ordered his favorite punishment, the one that destroyed Atlantis.
Release the Kraken!
P.S. Anyone that does survive, will not find themselves able to use the gift of magic anymore, Hecate has vowed this on the Styx.
Author's Notes:
This latest Marriage Law Rejection Letter update was recently submitted to my review box by WhiteElfElder. Thanks for the submission. If anyone else has any letters they want to submit, feel free to send them in. lol