Disclaimers: As much as I may want to claim ownership of this famous series, I can't because both Harry Potter and Black Butler belongs to a whole lot of different companies that I can't remember the names of at the moment. Any characters that appear in this fic that is not a part of the original series, belong to me so don't take them without asking first.

Word Count: 1,094

Marriage Law Rejection Letters
Letter #85
By: Sakura Lisel
Requested By: dannellejackson54
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To Whom It May Concern,

In response to your letter to my wife, Historia Rosalie Spears nee Potter, that is 'requesting' that she 'come home' to your society to take in your pitiful little marriage law, I humbly regret to have to inform you that your request has been denied, and shall never be fulfilled in this life time or even the next one.

We do not know how you even managed to send your owls to her, since it should be impossible considering the circumstnaces seeing where she was when the letters arrived, but alas that is inconsequential and unimportant at the moment, because as I have said before, Historia shall not be taking part in your marriage law.

First of all, as of three years ago, because of a fatal accident that Historia was in, she is no longer part of the living world, so she is no longer obligated to help out with your repopulation problem, or has any reason to obey your society's laws even if she wanted to, because the dead is no longer obligated to help the living on such useless matters such as what you are trying to force upon her against her will.

Upon her death, she has become known as the Mistress of Death, and was assigned to help me watch over the Management Division of the Grim Reaper Dispatch, where it is our job to collect the souls of the newly dead and help them pass on to the afterlife. It is there that we met and eventually fell in love with each other, and we are not about to end our relationship now because of you mortals, even if you somehow found a magical way to bring her back from the dead, which by the way goes against all of the laws of nature, and will be dealt with severly and accordingly if you somehow managed to succeed in your endeavors. The dead shall remain dead, and anyone who dares to try to ignore this will be punished severly.

Second, she is about the only one who can make Grim Reapers such as Undertaker and Grell Sutcliff and Ronald Knox behave themselves, if they want to stay on her good side, and even they agree that her leaving to take part in your marriage law is never going to happen, and are both are more than willing to revert back to their old homicidal selves and wipe out your society so that you stop harassing her, and at this point I am inclined to look the other way aad allow them to do so without punishment, if not join in with them in order to keep my wife.

Cordially yours,
William T. Spears
Head of the Management Division of the Grim Reaper Dispatch
Husband to Historia Rosalie Spears nee Potter

To The Dingbats of the Ministry of Magic,

As Will has already put it, in laymans terms it will be a cold day in hell before I'll come back and take part in your law. I did my one and only duty to you morons by beating Voldemort, before packing up everything I owne and leaving you screwballs behind, and living a happy and peaceful life before my untimely death.

Even if I was still alive, the answer to your request would still be hell no. I do not 'owe' you morons anything more, let alone your idiotic idea that I somehow owe you the right to pimp me out like some two knut whore to some wizard I don't know or love so that we may help 'repopulate' the magical world. It wasn't my problem when I was alive, and it sure as bloody hell not my problem now that I'm no longer among the living.

If I were you in the ministry, you had better listen to William. In the time I've known him, he doesn't anger very easily unless pushed to his very limits, and your moronic letter 'requesting' that I leave the man I love and have no intention of leaving even if I was still alive to participate in your law…

Let me tell you this... the way Will's face looks right now, with his glasses fogging up, and the adorable angry tick forming on his forehead, I assure you that if he has to personally go down there to deal with you people, you'll be lucky to have whatever is left of your souls by the time hes through with you not be sent on a one way trip to hell.

Even Grell is impressed at how angry you've made William at this point, and he knows better than I do that William hardly ever gets thus angry unless he's truly been pushed. Not even the threat of whatever punishments he will face for prematurely ending the lives of half of you is going to stop him with the current mood he is in.

And if he has to bring Grell, Undertaker, AND Ronald with him to help, even if Will has calmed down by then enough to be reasoned with, the magical world will be lucky to still be standing afterwards if the other three go with him, especially in the moods they are currently in thanks to your letters, and I will happily be eating popcorn on the sidelines watching the insuing massacre and free show. My boys are very thorough in their jobs when properly motivated.

Hope to never hear from you people again if you know whats good for you.

Historia Rosalie Spears nee Potter
Co-Head of the Management Division of the Grim Reaper Dispatch
Wife to William T. Spears

Author's Notes:
This latest Marriage Law Rejection Letter update was recently submitted to my review box as a request by dannellejackson54 for a Black Butler type Rejection Letter, where a female Harry Potter was married to Lord Sesshoumaru. Took me awhile to decide on what to write, but I hope you guys like it.