Disclaimers: As much as I may want to claim ownership of this famous series, I can't because both Harry Potter and Supernatural belongs to a whole lot of different companies that I can't remember the names of at the moment. Any characters that appear in this fic that is not a part of the original series, belong to me so don't take them without asking first.

Word Count: 840

Marriage Law Rejection Letters
Letter #90
Written By: Sakura Lisel
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To Whom It May Concern,

I can not believe the sheer audacity and sheer nerve of you wizards. Back in my day, you wouldn't dare try and pull this crap with someone like me if you valued your misrerable lives. Writing to me of all people about this abusrd marriage law of yours as if you seriously think you have any right to do so, let alone have the nerve to even think for a single moment that I will compy with it. Your pathetic laws have no power over me and never shall, whether I am a citizen of your society or not.

You morons are very lucky that at the moment I have more important priorities to deal with right now, like trying to stop a bloody Apocalypse involving a psycho vengeance seeking goddess, to deal with, you blundering idiots, or else I would be over there to deal with you personally instead of sending this letter.

For the billionth time, my name is not Astrid Potter, and even it I was her somehow, I am under no obligation to 'come home' and help you shiftless, microscopic children 'repopulate' your sorry species if I chose not to. I am well over two hundred years old, and while I am still in the youthful prime of my life, I have no interest in becomimg a mother again at the moment, and especially not as the wife to some sniveling, inbred weakling of a manchild who is so far beneath my standards in what type of man I will take to my bed, that I surely will need a microscope just to see him.

I have had more than enough of this Astrid Potter nonsense to last me several life times. First when that old fool Albus Dumbledore had the audacity to try and tell me how to run my life after I sent in my rejection letter to that lame magic school of yours years ago, insisting that I wasn't who I have spent the last two hundred years living as and expected me to become a pure and good little Light witch, and had the audacity to 'suggest' that I allow myself to be deaged back to childhood so that I can go to school where I belonged. I taught the old fool a lesson he wasnt about to forget any time soon on THAT matter, because I am more than proud to say that I am a very powerful Dark Witch and have no intention of changing my ways for anybody after two hundred years.

By the way, as I have already said at the beginning of my letter, I am far too busy with the Apocalypse thats going on in the mundane world to deal with you dunderheads myself, so instead I am sending an incentive to keep you off my back if you know whats good for you. I'm sure that you've noticed the loud growling sound that must now be echoing in your supposedly empty room?

Meet Pippen, Jekyl and Hyde, my darling pet Hellhounds courtesy of my eldest son Crowley who is the King of Hell. They are very smart and loyal to me alone, and are under the strict orders to kill anyone they hear over there who is even plotting to come after me. It will be extremely gruesome and painful and traumatizing for whoever is around to witness the event when it happens.

Sincerely yours,

Rowena McCloud

P.S. Here's a little warning just so you will know beforehand. At the moment, my boys are invisible, but you'll definitely know you've gotten on their bad side when you start seeing them just before you die.

Author's Notes:
This latest Marriage Law Rejection Letter update was created by me in a fit of inspiration. lol This is a crossover with Supernatural. lol

Crowleys mom, Rowena McCloud, is a female Harry Potter who was sent back in time 200 years ago (thats how old Crowley and Rowena both said her age was around) at a young age, growing up under a new name and identity with no clue of her real past, and grows up to become Crowleys mum, before eventually catching up with the current time period 200 years later.

This letter is based off of a Hogwarts Rejection Letter involving Rowena McCloud that I submitted years ago to author twilightrules17 for her Rejection Letters story. If anyone wants to go read her Hogwarts letter, its still up in chapter 10.