Disclaimers: As much as I may want to claim ownership of this famous series, I can't because both Harry Potter and Duke Nukem 3D - Apogee/3D Realms belongs to a whole lot of different companies that I can't remember the names of at the moment. Any characters that appear in this fic that is not a part of the original series, belong to me so don't take them without asking first.
Word Count: 244
Marriage Law Rejection Letters
Letter #91
Submitted By: OldGamer
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My name's Duke Nukem.
You're pissing me off!
Somebody's gonna freaking pay for screwing up my vacation!
You wanna dance?
Let's rock.
Nobody messes with my meat!
Nobody steals our chicks... and lives!
Go ahead, make my day!
Get that crap outta here.
Gonna rip 'em a new one!
You're an inspiration for birth control.
Ooooh, that's gotta hurt!
I'm not crying over this!
See you in Hell!
So help me Duke.
Duke Nukem
P.S.: Henrietta is one of my most precious chicks. And you're dead.
Author's Notes:
This latest Marriage Law Rejection Letter update was recently submitted to my review box by OldGamer. Thanks for the submission. If anyone else has any letters they want to submit, feel free to send them in. lol
Notes from OldGamer: yep, every line except P.S. is only quote from DN3D; although I let off rest the more edgy ones.