Disclaimers: As much as I may want to claim ownership of this famous series, I can't because both Harry Potter and Bones belongs to a whole lot of different companies that I can't remember the names of at the moment. Any characters that appear in this fic that is not a part of the original series, belong to me so don't take them without asking first.
Word Count: 414
Marriage Law Rejection Letters
Letter #93
Submitted By: deathraptor22
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To Whom It May Concern,
The existence of a world where magic actually exists and is practiced by the inhabitants of said world has recently come to the attention of us here as the Jeffersonian, and due to the reason, it has also come to our attention that there are some matters I believe we need to discuss:
1. You must know that that agents Booth and Aubrey took no pleasure in what they were forced to do to your operatives- I believe according to Ms. Granger they're called aruors- but they attacked us and agents Booth and Aubrey had to defend the institution and those inside it.
2. On that note, I don't know how things work on your side of the pound, but here authorities cannot just snatch someone off the street- or in this case from their workplace- without a warrant or probable cause and foreign bodies are most certainly not allowed to do so.
3. Also on that note, bullets apparently beat magic.
4. If you ever send anybody to collect our newest intern, who you know as one Ms. Hermione Granger, it will not work out so well for that poor person. The best case scenario is that they will be looking at criminal charges. The worst case scenario is that Dr. Hodgins- who has become very protective of Ms. Granger since she healed his legs- has finished whatever he's been working on in the lab that he claims will be lethal to wizard kind.
5. Although she finds your marriage law as ludicrous and barbaric as I did, Dr. Brennan is interested in it from an anthropological standpoint and would like to come to England to study it further.
With Regards,
Dr. Camille Saroyan
Author's Notes:
This latest Marriage Law Rejection Letter update was recently submitted to my review box by deathraptor22. Thanks for the submission. If anyone else has any letters they want to submit, feel free to send them in. lol