Disclaimers: As much as I may want to claim ownership of this famous series, I can't because both Harry Potter and Supernatural belongs to a whole lot of different companies that I can't remember the names of at the moment. Any characters that appear in this fic that is not a part of the original series, belong to me so don't take them without asking first.

Word Count: 417

Marriage Law Rejection Letters
Letter #94
Written By: Sakura Lisel
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To Whom It May Concern,

NO you can not have Hailey Potter for your marriage law. She is my girlfriend and destined soul mate, so she is off limits to all of you pompous windbags back in England who think they can force her to marry someone of your chosing, when she is already spoken for, by powers far more powerful and greater than you people ever will be.

I really don't like using my birth fathers titles since it causes me all kinds of troubles, but as the only son of Lucifer, who is also known throughout the world as The Devil, Light Bringer, The Morning Star, and Satan, I will not idly stand by and let you take whats mine, without bringing down the gates of Hell upon all of you.

No I am not some kind of a crazy person making things up about who my father is. But if you truly want to tempt fate and ignore my warnings about who I say I am related to, I say go right ahead, but I advise your souls to be prepared to spend eternity burning in the Infernal Pit afterwards.

I dare all of you to send more of your auror force here to just try and kidnap Hailey and I assure you that you won't like the consequences, if I have to come over there to your backwater little society and deal with you myself, especially with the mood I am currently in thanks to your letter.

Hailey along with my foster dads all agree with me, that they will help in taking down as many of you as we can, and we will ship the remains in teeny, tiny boxes back to you.

Sincerely,

Jack Morningstar-Winchester-Novak

Author's Notes:
This latest Marriage Law Rejection Letter update was created by me in a fit of inspiration. lol I was bored and decided to finaly do the letter that started the whole Marriage Law Rejection Letter mess. lol