Disclaimers: As much as I may want to claim ownership of this famous series, I can't because both Harry Potter and Steven Universe belongs to a whole lot of different companies that I can't remember the names of at the moment. Any characters that appear in this fic that is not a part of the original series, belong to me so don't take them without asking first.

Word Count: 1,150

Marriage Law Rejection Letters
Letter #100
Written By: Sakura Lisel
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To The Incompetent Douchebags Of The Ministry Of Magic Of The U.K.,

The first thing I want to say right now to your absurd demand that I 'come back home' to take part in your equally absurd marriage law, is no way in hell. As far as I am concerned, all of you can die out slowly and painfully before I will submit myself to this farce of a marriage law. I left your society over eight years ago after the war with Voldemort ended to get away from this nonsense, and I refuse to come back to become a broodmare to some stuck up snob of a pureblood man, that I do not want or even love.

Besides that, thanks to my uncle, there is no way in bloody hell that I will allow any man touch me in that way for any reason. I simply don't swing that way and never will just so you people can use my families' genetic genepool to 'repopulate' the magical world. I am currently in a loving relationship with a beautiful lady named Pearl who I have no intention of leaving, who right now isn't pleased about your attempts to take me away from her either.

Even if I did swing that way, I still wouldn't do it because its not worth it as far as I am concerned. It's one of the disadvantages of being the newly instated Mistress of Death, is that I basically will outlive my would be husband and any kids that we might have. I can't die or physically grow older than what I currently look like. Trust me when i say I've already tested that 'can't die' theory out multiple times with very little success of staying dead no matter what, which is one of the reasons I left to begin with.

Pearl is just as 'special' as I am, and I am grateful to have met someone like her and her family, who I know will always be with me for all eternity no matter how many years go by for all of us for as long as they wil allow me stay with them..

So ever so kindly stop bothering me about something that is never going to happen. Plus you can take your threat of having me arrested and having all of my families' vaults and my properties siezed for my refusal, and shove it up your rears. I dissolved my citizenship to England years ago when I moved to my current location and became a legalized citizen over here, so you have no authority over me anymore to punish me for disobeying a law made in a country I do not have citizenship anymore.

Then again, I changed my mind about my vaults. You can go ahead and have my British vaults I don't need them anymore and I'm sure the goblins will be glad to be rid of them if they let you have them. Not that they'll do you any good, seeing how back when I left years ago, I had the genius forsight to ask the goblins to empty out all of my vaults of everything except for 100 galleons, 50 sickles, and 25 knuts in each of my eight vaults, and I also had the goblins transfer everything else oversees to a branch Gringotts bank where I currently live. So go wild spending the leftovers.

Go ahead and throw a hissy fit on this matter because it won't change a thing. You still won't get any of my families belongings. Youcan't even accuse me of breaking your little marriage law by doing this since I did it way before your law even existed, and there were no pre-existing laws around back then forbidding me from doing so either, so I had every legal right to do whatever I wish with my money and different properties that my family owns when I left the country and the transfer is irreversible unless I agree to it.

Too bad, so sad. Everything that you were expecting to find in my old vaults is no longer there, and after paying a hefty sum in protection fees to my new bank, everything is now under tighter and stricter higher priority security, so I wish all of you good luck in trying to get them to hand over my money without a fight. Push the matter and you'll get returned home in pieces for attempted theft.

Seras Iolite Potter

(Soon to be Universe if darling Pearl has her way)

Author's Notes:
This latest Marriage Law Rejection Letter update was created by me in a fit of inspiration. lol If anyone else has any letters they want to submit, feel free to send them in. lol

Hey would anyone be willing to do a sequel to this letter, with a letter written by Pearl maybe and the others? lol I'd love to see what the Crystal Gems and Stevens response to Pearl possibly losing Seras.

Plus if anyone is wondering about the level of how much she CAN'T die no matter WHAT happens to her, a prime example to describe how the power works is using the infamous Cheerleader from the show called Heroes and her inability to die. lol For those of you who've seen the series, do you remember all of the 'tests' she ran on herself in the beginning after first discovering her new ability. The kind of 'tests' that would have instantly killed her if it wasn't for her power. I think her Death Count was almost in the hundreds when she was forced to stop by her government official dad when he discovered her power and what she was doing with it.

What do you think of the names I gave female Harry? In the cartoon Mystery Girl signed her note to Pearl simply with the letter 'S' in her name, which is why I picked Seras as a first name. lol while the 'Iolite' name is her middle name, but it is also a gem name. The Iolite gem also has a second name which is Cordierite. The idea hit me and wouldn't leave me every time I watch the episode with her in it, especially with those green eyes of hers.