Disclaimers: As much as I may want to claim ownership of this famous series, I can't because both Harry Potter and Teen Titans belongs to a whole lot of different companies that I can't remember the names of at the moment. Any characters that appear in this fic that is not a part of the original series, belong to me so don't take them without asking first.
Word Count: 394
Marriage Law Rejection Letters
Letter #101
Written By: Sakura Lisel
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To The Bungling Morons Of Earths British Magical World,
If you Earthlings value your continued existence in the universe, you will hereby remove my husband from your pitiful 'marriage law' before I lead my armies over there and wipe you off the face of the planet! He is not available to be married off to some weak little witch girl, when he can instead have a REAL woman in the likes of ME.
Anyone who knows me will tell you that I do not 'share' what I consider to be mine, nor shall I quietly abide by any attempts at theft of what is mine. Harry Potter is one of the few things on this waste of a planet that I tolerate that makes living here on this miserable planet barable, and I shall not stand idly by and do nothing while you take him from me.
The only reason that I am not leading my armies against you now, is because Harry has pled for you bufoons cause, and I have decided to give you people ONE chance to take my husband out of your law and to never bother us again, before I make a call home and lead an army of my finest Tamaran soldiers to your society and wipe you off the face of the universe!
Queen Komand'r 'Blackfire' Potter of Planet Tamaran
Author's Notes:
This latest Marriage Law Rejection Letter update was created by me in a fit of inspiration. lol If anyone else has any letters they want to submit, feel free to send them in. lol
If anyone is wondering, the version of Queen Komand'r-Blackfire who Harry is married to is the original, tall, sexy, super model bodied version that both Blackfire and Starfire are SUPPOSED to look like and not those scrawny, creepy cartoon versions they use instead. lol