Disclaimers: As much as I may want to claim ownership of this famous series, I can't because both Harry Potter and Animaniacs belongs to a whole lot of different companies that I can't remember the names of at the moment. Any characters that appear in this fic that is not a part of the original series, belong to me so don't take them without asking first.
Word Count: 299
Marriage Law Rejection Letters
Letter #102
Submitted By: Jostanos
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Hellooo British Magical Morons!
How did you get your be-a-u-tee-full nocturnal birds into our water tower?
Why are you trying to contact our Cousin Potero about some stupid Marriage laws?
I mean.. EWWWWW! We're only kids after all.. (At least in the eyes of our adoring puplic.. But we digress.)
Do you Don Knots? Danny Kaye? J.K. Rrrowling? HELLOOO STORY WRITER NURSE!
Aaaaanyway... Didn't you guys know that Cousin Potero hasn't been a member of your society since.. when was it again?
Nineteen Eighty Seven when the Zoo known as the Dursleys left me here in the Tower after a tour.
Yeah.. so.. No dice.
No cards.
No... Time to waste on games of the heart!
Nobody believes in what you're trying to pull anyway.
SO STOP SENDING THE LETTERS!
Signed:
Yakko, Wakko, Potero, & Dot
The Warner Family!
Author's Notes:
This latest Marriage Law Rejection Letter update was recently submitted to my review box by Jostanos. Thanks for the submission. If anyone else has any letters they want to submit, feel free to send them in. lol
Notes from Jostanos: Yeah.. this one is based off of the Animaniacs. It's the best that I could come up with without going back to an arc that I finished.