Disclaimers: As much as I may want to claim ownership of this famous series, I can't because both Harry Potter and Hotel Transylvania belongs to a whole lot of different companies that I can't remember the names of at the moment. Any characters that appear in this fic that is not a part of the original series, belong to me so don't take them without asking first.

Word Count: 607

Marriage Law Rejection Letters
Letter #104
By: Sakura Lisel
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(Screams of horror, along with the sounds of people vomiting, filled the Ministry of Magics offices as the dismembered heads of six missing Hit Wizards and Aurors who had been sent out on a retrieval mission just over a week ago were now discovered in a crate that had been abandoned in the Ministrys atrium, with the forever frozen terror filled expression on the faces of the heads impaled on sharp poles and their dismembered body parts laid out the bottom of the box, as a blood soaked letter was discovered pinned to one of the heads)

To The Incompetent Mortal Wizards of Magical England:

Unless you wish to declare war with the Dracula family for attempting to kidnap a member of our clan in order for him to take part in this ridiculous 'marriage law', you will cease all attempts to take back Harry James Potter if you know whats good for your pathetic society.

Kindly consider the condition of your former employees corpses you're your only warning to what will happen if you chose to persist in this matter of trying to reclaim Harry James Potter.

Harry James Potter has been a member of the the Dracula family for the last six years after he married me, and I will not hand him over to you foolish mortals to force him into marriage to someone else when he already has me as his wife and mate after we Zinged with each other six years ago.

If you wizards need a simpler explaination to what Zinging is, I believe you wizards would call 'Zinging' a soul mate bond, which is unbreakable even by your pathetic laws, and is highly illegal to break anyway and is punishable by death to the guilty parties trying to break up the Zinged couple.

For a human wizard, I must say that Harry is the best thing that has come into my immortal life, and I won't allow you to take him from me. If you chose to ignore this letters warning, I swear that there will be nowhere that you pitiful mortals in the ministry who were responsible for this absurd laws creation can possibly hope to hide before I will hunt each of you who down and kill you, but not before I make you watch as I kill everyone you love in front of you.

Cordially yours,

Countess Lydia Tepia Dracula-Potter

Author's Notes:
This latest Marriage Law Rejection Letter update was created by me in a fit of inspiration. lol If anyone else has any letters they want to submit, feel free to send them in. lol

Yes I'm being evil by having, Harry be married to Aunt Lydia from the TV series version of Hotel Transylvania. I figured old sourpuss aunt Lydia needs some love too. lol Especially since the previews for Hotel Transylvania 3 show the familys not 'too old' to still Zing, even if they already did it before. lol

So what do you think of the letter? Sounds just like her doesn't it? Right down to what she did to her husbands would be kidnappers? lol