Disclaimers: As much as I may want to claim ownership of this famous series, I can't because Harry Potter belongs to a whole lot of different companies that I can't remember the names of at the moment. Any characters that appear in this fic that is not a part of the original series, belong to me so don't take them without asking first.
Word Count: 259
Marriage Law Rejection Letters
Letter #105
Submitted By: Jostanos
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Ministry Morons!
HOW DARE YOU SEND ME, HADRIAN ALEXANDER DARIAN RYUU IGOR AARON NEXUS, A MANDATORY MARRIAGE LETTER!
*sighs* First of all: I've not lived in YOUR dimension since I was two years old.
Secondly: I'm not, as you would call it, "Human" any more.. therefore I am ineligible to marry ANYONE from your realm!
Thirdly: Shortly after your *chuckles* Owls arrived, they did.. not.. survive.. for.. long! In fact... a good majority of them were consumed by the local predators BEFORE we were able to retrieve the ridiculous letters that you've sent to me.
Aaaannnnnnddddd lastly... Your society is soooo anachronistic that it makes our historians and history class students cringe.
See you never!
H.A.D.R.I.A.N.
Author's Notes:
This latest Marriage Law Rejection Letter update was recently submitted to my review box by Jostanos. Thanks for the submission. If anyone else has any letters they want to submit, feel free to send them in. lol
Notes from Jostanos: This one doesn't have a set universe. It is considered AU regardless. :)