Broflovski Residence. It is still raining. Kyle walks through the door. Inside, Sheila is ironing and watching a cooking show. 'Wake Me Up When September Ends' by Green Day is playing.
Sheila: Hey buppie. How was your day?
Kyle ignores her and goes upstairs. Sheila starts to get concerned. She goes to the kitchen with a folded pile of clothes.
Stevens Residence, Bebe's room. Bebe is lying on her bed, while tears trickle down her face. She's looking at a picture of her and Kyle on their date at Starks Pond, her tears land on the picture. Bebe's parents appear at the door.
Elena: Oh Darren, what have we done?
Broflovski Residence, Kitchen. The Broflovskis are having dinner, but Kyle is poking at his food, and feeling depressed. Sheila and Gerald see this and a pang of guilt hits them both. Kyle just goes up to his room, leaving his plate full.
Kyle's room. Kyle is lying on his bed, looking at the picture of him and Bebe at the Buca De Faggoncini, sharing a bowl of spaghetti between them. Ike appears at the door. Kyle doesn't look at him.
Ike: Kyle?
Kyle: I don't want to talk to anyone right now Ike. Just leave me alone. (Curls up more and pulls his hat down over his face)
Ike: But 'Family Guy' is on. It's the episode where Peter finds out that he's-
Kyle (Picking up his pillow, poised to throw it at the door): I said Leave Me the Fuck Alone!
Ike leaves, and Kyle buries his face into his pillow.
Kyle: Ike, I'm sorry, for shouting at you. (Ike is long gone)
A Few Days Later. Sheila and Gerald are talking with Darren and Elena.
Sheila: Do you think we were too hard on them? Kyle wouldn't talk to anyone.
Elena: And Bebe is depressed; she wouldn't get out of bed. I'm afraid she's gone on a hunger strike.
Gerald: We realize now that nothing is more important than our child's happiness. They were making each other happy, and we ended that.
Darren: The fault is entirely ours; we shouldn't force people to break up just because their religions are different.
Gerald (Taking a deep breath as if to confess something): Look, the truth is, this is mostly our fault; we didn't want our son to date your daughter because of her mother's infamous reputation.
Elena: I know that I was a slut back in college, but times change, and Bebe isn't a slut. You shouldn't judge people based on a family member's reputation. Just because I was a slut, doesn't mean Bebe is also a slut.
Testaburger Residence, Night. Stan is seen walking to the front door. He knocks. Mark, Wendy's father, answers the door.
Mark: Oh, Hi Stan (He turns and calls Wendy) Wendy! Stan's here!
Wendy comes down, wearing only her nightgown. Stan blushes.
Wendy: Hey Stanny. (They kiss each other on the lips as they greet each other) Let's go up to my room.
Stan follows his girlfriend to her room, but remembers to greet Wendy's mother, Deborah, who is sitting on the couch watching 'Wheel of Fortune'. Mark rejoins her, as she bites into a potato chip.
Wendy's Room. Stan is sitting on a chair, and Wendy's sitting on her bed. He has a serious expression on his face.
Wendy: Is there something troubling you Stan?
Stan: I'm worried about Kyle. He's been very upset since Bebe broke up with him. I've been to his house over the past few days, but he never gets out of bed.
Wendy: Bebe has also been upset about having to break up with Kyle just because he's Jewish.
Stan: That's a bunch of bullshit. They look so cute together. Perhaps we can try getting them back together.
Wendy: You think?
Stan: Yeah. They still have feelings for each other, so it's bound to work. It worked the first time, excluding that game.
Wendy: Alright. What do you have in mind?
Broflovski Residence, Midnight. Stan is shown at the door.
Stan slips a piece of paper under the door. A close-up of the note reads: "Meet me at Starks Pond first thing in the morning"
Stevens Residence. Wendy is shown doing the same thing. The note also reads: "Meet me at Starks Pond first thing in the morning"
Starks Pond, morning. Kyle arrives, as the sun rises.
Kyle: The note arranged for me to meet him or her here, but who?
Bebe comes into view. Kyle blinks three times to make sure he's not seeing things.
Kyle: Bebe?
Bebe: Kyle?
Kyle: I wasn't expecting you to show up. Listen, I want to apologize for what happened three days ago-
Bebe (Cutting him off): No Kyle. I'm the one who should apologize. Listen, I didn't want to break up with you, honest. Also, it doesn't matter if you're Jewish.
Kyle: And it doesn't matter if you're Catholic. All that matters is we love each other.
In the background, 'Africa' by Toto begins to play.
Bebe: Exactly.
Kyle: Do you hear that?
Bebe: Hear what?
Kyle: Never mind. I still think you have a cute face.
Bebe: I still think you have a hot ass.
Smiling and looking into each other's eyes, Kyle and Bebe make up and share a tight, tender embrace, restoring their relationship. From some bushes, Stan and Wendy watch, and smile.
Stan: See Wendy? I told you it would work.
Wendy: And it did.
Stan kisses her on the cheek. Meanwhile, Bebe and Kyle are still embracing, but Bebe's hands are working down to his butt. She gropes it.
Kyle (In a whisper): I love you Bebe.
Bebe (Whispering back): I love you to, Kyle.
The scene fades out….
Broflovski Residence, the following day.
Living Room. Kyle and Ike are sitting on the couch, watching a Wildlife Documentary. The documentary shows a Crocodile hunting a wildebeest. The crocodile clamps its jaws around the Wildebeest's leg.
Narrator: The jaws of a Nile crocodile close like a steel trap; once they have hold of a victim, they never let go.
The doorbell rings. Kyle gets up to answer it. He opens the door.
Kyle: Hi Bebe.
Bebe: Hi sweetie. Wanna come to the funland for the day? Stan and Wendy are going to. So it's a double date.
Kyle: Sure I'll go. Mom! Dad! I'm going to the funland!
Sheila (From the kitchen): OK Kyle! But be back home for dinner!
Kyle: I will Mom! See you later!
Sheila: Have fun!
Kyle takes his hand in Bebe's hand.
Kyle: Let's go.
Kyle exits the house and closes the door. He and Bebe walk to the bus stop to catch a bus to 'South Park Funland'.
Inside the house, Ike is watching TV alone. He comments on Kyle's girlfriend.
Ike: Damn, Bebe is hot! I want to see her boobs!
Gerald: Did you say something Ike?
Ike: Nope. (Popping the P)
He continues watching TV. Gerald looks at a portrait of Kyle on the wall. He sighs and smiles.
Gerald: My oldest son is becoming a man. It also doesn't matter if she's Jewish of not. If you're happy, I'm happy.
The End