Disclaimers: As much as I may want to claim ownership of this famous series, I can't because both Harry Potter and High School DxD belongs to a whole lot of different companies that I can't remember the names of at the moment. Any characters that appear in this fic that is not a part of the original series, belong to me so don't take them without asking first.
Word Count: 364
Marriage Law Rejection Letters
Letter #109
Submitted By: Go0gleplex
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Dear Ministry of Inferior Magic,
Regarding your annoying demands for one cute mahou shoujo Hermione Granger to return to magical England to be married off to some no good dummy with delusions of adequacy. Not going to happen. No no no. Hermione is my cute little pawn now and is far too helpful for me to let her go. Besides, she looks really cute in her new costume too and now has a far better magic wand that those boring old sticks you silly human wizards use.
So your Wizengamot can all forget about her coming back to your world to be nothing more than a baby factory because it is not going to happen in my lifetime. Which as it happens is by far longer than any of yours as is hers after becoming my cute little servant. Tee hee.
But, if you decide to be bad little wizards and be so foolish as to try to take her by force then I will simply have no choice but to demonstrate the wrath of the Maou Shoujo Levi-tan on your insignificant backwater little country which will probably render it lifeless before I am done sparkling all over it.
So ta ta and have a nice day you naughty old snooty wizards.
Without love and kisses,
Maou Serafall Leviathan
P.S. You all should really get some better costumes too. Those robes you fuddy duddies all wear are positively AWFUL!
Author's Notes:
This latest Marriage Law Rejection Letter update was recently submitted to my review box by Go0gleplex. Thanks for the submission. If anyone else has any letters they want to submit, feel free to send them in. lol