Disclaimers: As much as I may want to claim ownership of this famous series, I can't because Harry Potter belongs to a whole lot of different companies that I can't remember the names of at the moment. Any characters that appear in this fic that is not a part of the original series, belong to me so don't take them without asking first.

Word Count: 403

Marriage Law Rejection Letters
Letter #125
Submitted By: Jostanos
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To whom it may concern:

Who are you? Why are you bothering me with this.. this.. stuff?

My name isn't 'Harry Potter'.. I don't even know who that is.

Huh? He's the 'Boy-Who-Lived'? He.. He. HE DID WHAT?! Nonononono.. I've read those books.. all twenty-six of them.. The ones by.. what was his name again? Gilded-Boy Locked-fart? Well.. whatever his name is/was.. they seem to be a lot of bull hockey.

The books by Ms. J.K. Rowling are better written, and seem to be more realistic.. However..

I'm not this Harry Potter that you're looking for.. Heck.. I'm not even the guy that portrayed him in the movies based on some of the books! Umm... What was his name again?

OH YEAH! Daniel Radcliffe! Now HE is the perfect candidate for this 'Harry' person.. not me.

I don't have green eyes, nor do I have a Lightning bolt scar on my forehead.

I do, however, have a scar in the shape of triangle on my left thigh, but that was from a bully using a.. a.. I don't remember what it is called in shop class two years ago.

Umm.. It would be nice if you would stop sending owls to.. to. to the orphanage... and to the school that I go to, The Adults in both places are beginning to get really annoyed with them, and so is the Animal Control People that have had to come around every other week because of them.

Who ever you are.. you are in deep trouble.

Nanashi

Author's Notes:
This latest Marriage Law Rejection Letter update was recently submitted to my review box by Jostanos. Thanks for the submission. If anyone else has any letters they want to submit, feel free to send them in. lol

Notes from Jostanos: Random Au this time folks. Make of it as you will.