Disclaimers: As much as I may want to claim ownership of this famous series, I can't because both Harry Potter and Worm belongs to a whole lot of different companies that I can't remember the names of at the moment. Any characters that appear in this fic that is not a part of the original series, belong to me so don't take them without asking first.

Word Count: 435

Marriage Law Rejection Letters
Letter #137
Submitted By: Harosata
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To the Ministry of Magic:

Wow. I have to applaud you, because I didn't think anyone could top the stupidity that was Canary's trial. If she was such a danger like they make her out to be, we would have recruited her already.

To be fair, I am eligible and available, and I was once Harry James Potter. I am also what the non-magical public calls a Murderhobo, not exactly a guy who can hold a job despite my good looks, but I can make quite a killing. Oh, and I also led a band of Murderhobos for THIRTY years straight.

Tell you what. If you can find someone who can work a portal from Earth Bet, where I am, to Earth Aleph, your version of Earth, I will meet up with the wife you chose for me, but she will have to pass my test to join my family just like everyone else. Don't worry, my tests are quite simple. Why, our latest member successfully joined after I gave her the test of repeating the preivous tests she passed.

I await your response.

Jack Slash

Formerly Harry Potter

Of The Slaughterhouse 9

p.s. - If you were actually planning to kill me, I should also mention that Riley may or may not have implant a virus in me that could theoretically destroy several cities. I'm actually sad that your Aurors didn't have the ability to test that theory, but not from a lack of trying. At least everyone else is entertained.

Author's Notes:
This latest Marriage Law Rejection Letter update was recently submitted to my review box by Harosata. Thanks for the submission. If anyone else has any letters they want to submit, feel free to send them in. lol

Special thanks to Quatermass for their help in answering my question.

Notes to Harosata: To the reader known as Harosata, could you please send me a list of all the xover series that go with the letters you submitted?

As well as add the names of said series to any new letters you send in afterwards?