Disclaimers: As much as I may want to claim ownership of this famous series, I can't because both Harry Potter and Bravely Default-Bravely Second belongs to a whole lot of different companies that I can't remember the names of at the moment. Any characters that appear in this fic that is not a part of the original series, belong to me so don't take them without asking first.
Word Count: 330
Marriage Law Rejection Letters
Letter #138
Submitted By: Jostanos
Sequel to: Letter #72
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A RED letter flies into the Wizengamut Chambers during one of its 'Full Session Meetings', and it begins its spiel:
"Is this thing recording, beloved?" a feminine voice asks with a seeming echoing voice
"It is, My Diva." a familiar, if older, voice replies "Go ahead and tell them.."
"OK!" the 'DIVA' cheerfully exclaims, and takes a deep breath before...
"HOW DARE YOU KEEP SENDING THOSE POOR OWLS TO MY HUBBY! HE DOESN'T WANT ANYTHING TO DO WITH YOU MORONS... ESPECIALLY NOT A CERTAIN GINGER HAIRED SO-AND-SO WHO WON'T TAKE A HINT! NOR ANY OTHER STUCK-UP, ANACHRONISTIC, NO-GOING-'OUT-OF-OUR-COMFORT-ZONE', SHEEPLE! HARRYKINS IS STAYING WITH ME ON LUXENDARC! AND THERE IS NO WAY IN THE.. THE.."
"Deepest Parts of the Underworld.."
"YEAH! WHAT HARRKINS SAID!"
The Potter-alamode Duet finish with: "LEAVE US ALONE!"
The Howler (for that is what it was) blows a 'Raspberry' at the assembly, and not only tears itself up into confetti, but also unleashes: A 'SONIC BOOM!' so intense that it knocks everyone out for over a week.
Author's Notes:
This latest Marriage Law Rejection Letter update was recently submitted to my review box by Jostanos. Thanks for the submission. If anyone else has any letters they want to submit, feel free to send them in. lol
Notes from Jostanos: I have an update to an earlier rejection letter (The one about Harry marrying Praline ala Mode):