Disclaimers: As much as I may want to claim ownership of this famous series, I can't because both Harry Potter and Red vs Blue belongs to a whole lot of different companies that I can't remember the names of at the moment. Any characters that appear in this fic that is not a part of the original series, belong to me so don't take them without asking first.
Word Count: 442
Marriage Law Rejection Letters
Letter #141
Submitted by: Quatermass
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Dear Ministry of Magic,
Wow. I have to admit to being a little impressed at how you managed to send this letter into the future... though given how we think a parallel universe is involved instead of just time travel... but that's not my point. My point is that your stupidity is impressive, and considering that Carrie and I are living with a bunch of idiots, that's saying something.
I have to wonder whether you have really short memories, though. When Carrie and I were brought back to that time by the Goblet of Fire, we decimated a lot of Death Eaters. Benefits of training with Project Freelancer, which is even more impressive considering I was the medic. And you think you can enforce your will? Carolina's already unimpressed with you lot. Sometimes, she's really hot when she's angry. I wouldn't trade her for anyone you choose, or anyone else, for all the world.
Keep in mind that I'm not the only Freelancer here. And we also have one of the deadliest group of misfits in known space. Caboose may be stupid, but he's also stupidly strong, especially when he gets into a rage. Oh, and he just befriended a killer robot called Freckles. Sarge loves his shotgun rather too much, and for all his rants about Blues, he's a good fighter. And Tucker? He has a fancy alien sword and he knows how to use it. And we also have some wizards from your time.
We've faced scarier things than wizards with chips on their shoulders and their wands stuck up their asses. So, bring it. Just give us an envelope to mail your sorry carcasses back where they belong.
Yours,
Agent Virginia
aka Harry Church
formerly Harry Potter
Author's Notes:
This latest Marriage Law Rejection Letter update was recently submitted to my review box by Quatermass. Thanks for the submission. If anyone else has any letters they want to submit, feel free to send them in. lol
Notes from Quatermass: Another shameless plug for one of my stories, my "Red vs Blue" crossover, "Freelancer, Medic, Mage".