Disclaimers: As much as I may want to claim ownership of this famous series, I can't because both Harry Potter and Metal Gear Solid belongs to a whole lot of different companies that I can't remember the names of at the moment. Any characters that appear in this fic that is not a part of the original series, belong to me so don't take them without asking first.

Word Count: 373

Marriage Law Rejection Letters
Letter #142
Submitted by: Quatermass
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Dear Ministry of Idiots,

I thought that the Americans were idiots, but you have proven yourself to be worse than them. Quite the achievement, really. We had only just gotten married, and then you send this to us to spoil our rather passionate honeymoon.

When I first met Harry, he went by the codename of Thaumaturge Griffin. The special forces group we belonged to, FoxHOUND, had its quaint obsession with animal-themed codenames. Our relationship, admittedly, was rocky at first, but we became comrades and lovers. It even stood the test of the Shadow Moses Incident, which I'm sure you haven't heard about, as it only involved No-Majs, what you call Muggles, Harry aside.

In Harry, I found not just love, but salvation from the hatred I felt. And you wish to take that from me? Fools. Leaving aside Harry's prowess, I am one of the most skilled snipers in the world, born in the fires of war and trained by the man many call Big Boss. I have fought against the likes of Big Boss' sons, Solid Snake and Liquid Snake, against the mechanical monstrosity known as Metal Gear REX.

You do not scare me. Indeed, I welcome you coming here. My skills have gotten a little rusty in what is almost retirement, and I need the practise.

Yours sincerely,

Yasmin Potter

formerly Sniper Wolf of FoxHOUND

Author's Notes:
This latest Marriage Law Rejection Letter update was recently submitted to my review box by Quatermass. Thanks for the submission. If anyone else has any letters they want to submit, feel free to send them in. lol

Notes from Quatermass: Another shameless plug for one of my stories, my "Metal Gear Solid" crossover, "Broken Tools".