A scant 'micro-brained' second later... 'Kid Sister' arrived!

Not in a flash - but out of a huge puff of pink smoke, that was
all sparkly & glittery thru and thru, like a 4th of July show...

"My, oh, My! You all are much more good-looking than big brother led me to believe..."

She looked to be about 12 or 13 human-girl years of age... Bright blonde hair, in two
long pony tails, behind her slightly pointed elfin-like ears. She wore a pink & magenta
leotard, and on her feet were roller blades - the Dorothy-of-Oz model - all covered in
gleaming blood-red rubies and dark blue sapphires. Yes - she was a vibrating little ball of very
High Energy! Picard, Riker, and especially Deanna, were unseasy... wondering what she would do?

Picard: "Hello... um... Miss... How shall we address you?"

"Oh, you certainly must be the Captain... 'Pick-hard'? Well, I've been called 'Little Terror',
or 'Baby Girl' by my parents... or 'Little Stinker' - that's what my 'Big Bro' usually calls me.
But I like old-fashioned music, from your ancient Earth, and like one song, I prefer to be called
'Susie-Q'. Quite fitting, don't ya think, honey-bunny-baby-doll-daddy..." Then she giggled & laughed.

She started to skate around the bridge floor, in as much room as it permitted her to... Then she stopped
right next to Data, looking him up and down, with a huge impish-like smile on her face and ruby-red lips.

"... and I just know ya'all would just die laughing... if you only knew what our parents call my Bro.
I mean his nickname, it even makes me nearly expire in a continuous fit of the giggles - ya dig me?"

Data: "Miss 'Q' - I promise that I won't die laughing... though that would be a fascinating way to die.
Please - what is your brother's nickname... and his real, actual name - if he does have one?"

Susie 'Q': "Nope! You all have to guess... It's... a Game!" She proceeded to skate again, and giggle.

Picard and Riker and Troi looked at each other, the same thought on their mind: 'What... to do?'

Suddenly, the 'girl' stopped once more, right next to Data, sitting patiently at his bridge console.

"Hey - Golden Boy...", she addressed Data, coyingly, while looking him up & down like a hungry shark.
Just a pink & magenta & ruby-red shark in ponytails - cute, but deadly & menacing, on roller blades.

She continued: "My - you're a real cutie-pie... An android, but still a 'keeper' - Yummy-Yup!
Be a real dear, Goldy-Boy... and punch up 'Bennie and the Jets' by Elton John, purty-please?
That's my fave Earth song... to skate to". When Data didn't suddenly comply, a huge pink
boom box music player suddenly appeared on Data's console, playing the requested song.

Over the din of the music, while she skated, Picard piped up: "Miss Susie, if you please... why have you come?"

Susie 'Q': "Why, Big-Bald-Daddy-War-Bucks... Can't ya guess? No? Oh well... I told ya'all... It's a Game.
My Game!"

After the rock song, circa Earth A.D. 1974, had ended... the huge pink Boom Box suddenly vanished
in a puff of pink & lavender smoke - of course. "OK - I'll tell ya... Soon 'nuff" (then, her laughing riotously).

(to be continued)