Disclaimers: As much as I may want to claim ownership of this famous series, I can't because both Harry Potter and Disney's Frozen belongs to a whole lot of different companies that I can't remember the names of at the moment. Any characters that appear in this fic that is not a part of the original series, belong to me so don't take them without asking first.

Word Count: 421

Marriage Law Rejection Letters
Letter #145
Submitted By: Architeuthis
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To Madame Crawford
Lady Muck of Dunghill Hall

Thank you so much for the snowstorm in my bedroom! That's always a great way to start the day. It's also loads of fun telling your better half that, no, you don't know how that bloody owl got there.

You read that right: "better half." I am married, now, to… trumpets, please… Queen Elsa of Arendelle.

I'm still not sure how that owl tracked me down, given that I fell through the Veil of Death, which probably needs a new name since I didn't die. In any case, one minute I was falling to my apparent death, and the next, I was crashing a fancy-dress ball. Literally.

As you might have guessed from my comment about the snowstorm, Elsa is very strongly magical. Her subjects all know about magic, which was very lucky for me, as I didn't have a convincing explanation for my unexpected presence handy. Elsa, fortunately, forgave me for interrupting her birthday celebration, possibly on account of my charm and roguish good looks.

You do not need to know how we became an item, for that is not the Ministry's business – although your title makes me think that you believe otherwise.

As for your demand that I put aside Elsa and come back to merry old Magical Britain to marry whoever-the-bloody-hell-this-is - NOT HAPPENING! You people do not have the right or wherewithal to unilaterally dissolve marriages! The Ministry ESPECIALLY cannot dissolve a marriage involving a foreign royal! Nor do you get a say in what happens to Ingrid, our daughter, and heir!

In case you don't understand long words, SOD OFF!

Sirius, First of His Name

Prince Consort of Arendelle

(formerly Sirius Black)

Author's Notes:
This latest Marriage Law Rejection Letter update was recently submitted to my review box by Architeuthis. Thanks for the submission. If anyone else has any letters they want to submit, feel free to send them in. lol