Disclaimers: As much as I may want to claim ownership of this famous series, I can't because both Harry Potter and One Piece belongs to a whole lot of different companies that I can't remember the names of at the moment. Any characters that appear in this fic that is not a part of the original series, belong to me so don't take them without asking first.

Word Count: 838

Marriage Law Rejection Letters
Letter #146
By: Sakura Lisel
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To Whom It May Concern,

Insignificant, lowlife peasants who are not fit to even lick my boots clean! I do not know who this Harleyquin Rose Potter is, or why you seem hellbent on thinking that I am this girl, but I demand that you cease and desist on your harrassing me about this absurd marriage law of yours. Even if I was this Harleyquin Potter, the answer would still be hell no, because I refuse to pimp my body out to some peasant to help you rebuild your society.

Kindly cease sending those damn owls as well! They are a bothersome and tedious annoyance, and my mama is threatening to have our chefs turn the next batch that shows up into dinner when we catch them.

I do believe that proper introductions are in order to my identity. My name is Princess Charlotte Tiramisu, or Tiramisu Charlotte if you want to be technical about names, of the Toto Kingdom in the New World. I am the thirty-seventh daughter (with forty-six brothers) of Empress Lillin Charlotte who is captain and leader of the legendary Big Mom Pirate, as well as a Emperor of our land. We are known as the most powerful and feared band of pirates across the seas.

Furthermore, I am not a citizen of your pitiful society, so your 'laws' mean nothing to me. I have never, in my long life even heard of this 'Britian' land that you claim to hail from. It can not be located on any map that my family owns or else we would be coming over there to personally deal with you and your assumptions that make you think that you can try to order me to take part in your law, and your threats to send me to prison for not complying with a law that was made in a country which I don't even live in. You have no jurisdiction over me and what I chose not do and have no right to 'punish' me for disobeying your lame laws. The only one who can do that is my mama, if I let her.

If you keep pushing us on this matter, we will find a way to locate all you and then we will be sure to make you wish that you had never heard of my family and myself and learn the hard way about what makes us so feared, that is if you survive what we have planned.

At the moment, you're very lucky that we can't find you yet, because my mama is extremely pissed right now thanks to what those letters have been saying, and she says that she will make all of you suffer in painful and horrendous ways once she gets her hands on you. She and my siblings will level your society to the ground, and leave nothing behind.

Sincerely,

Princess Charlotte Tiramisu

Author's Notes:
This latest Marriage Law Rejection Letter update was created by me in a fit of inspiration. lol If anyone else has any letters they want to submit, feel free to send them in. lol
This latest Marriage Law Rejection Letter update was created by me in a fit of inspiration. lol If anyone else has any letters they want to submit, feel free to send them in. lol

Hey I have a question. The main reason I came up with THIS letter, is because an idea for a new Harry Potter and One Piece xover hit me out of the blue. The question is, how do you think of the idea of me doing a real female Harry Potter/Tiramisu Charlotte xover story?

I made her the 37th daughter of Big Mom's daughters, because I checked Big Moms wikia page, and it says she already has over 39 daughters and 46 sons when the fight with Luffy happens. So I put her a few years younger than Pudding when she was taken in by the family, so now there are 40 daughters on the family instead of 39.

The idea of her being raised by Big Mom and her kin wouldn't leave me alone until I wrote the letter. lol I call her Tiramisu because of Big Mom's habit of naming her kids after food, and I thought the name seemed nice, and wasn't already in use by her kids.

For those of you who dont know what kind of food Tiramisu is, its supposed to be a coffee-flavoured Italian dessert.