Disclaimers: As much as I may want to claim ownership of this famous series, I can't because both Harry Potter and Final Fantasy 7 belongs to a whole lot of different companies that I can't remember the names of at the moment. Any characters that appear in this fic that is not a part of the original series, belong to me so don't take them without asking first.
Word Count: 690
Marriage Law Rejection Letters
Letter #148
Submitted By: BloodyKitsune1997
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Dear Ministry Of Magic,
I am the Director of SOLDIER which is the military of the Shinra Electric Company. I must ask that you desist any attempts to either contact, control, or kidnap Lieutenant Briar-Rose Rhapsodos Nee Strife-Potter. She is a member of SOLDIER and thus under an unbreakable contract.
The Lieutenant is enhanced with mako which means that even if she was willing to participate in your law, she is unable to, as SOLDIER have been known to accidentally harm their un-enhanced lovers during intercourse as they can't exactly control their strength at that point.
You have been warned, otherwise I will be forced to send the Turks after you. Of course, I will congratulate you on somehow managing to send an owl of all things all the way to Gaia from your world.
Lazard Deusericus
Director of SOLDIER
Dear Ministry of idiotic simpletons,
The sheer fact you can even write a letter much less be able to send it to another world that Briar formally hailed from is astonishing. If it had just been that, I would simply applaud you, but the fact that you seek to take her away from Genesis is unforgivable.
She is not only a valued member of my team, but also a dear friend and one of the only people able to keep Genesis from driving us mad by way of reciting Loveless far too often.
If you do not refrain from sending anymore letters, I will be forced to show you why I am called the Silver Demon and feared by Wutaii.
Sephiroth Valentine
General of SOLDIER. 1st Class
Dear Ministry of idiots that should be burned from existence,
I will obliterate every single one of you pathetic slime balls if you think I'm giving up my beloved wife, who's passion for materia and Loveless rivals my own. She is MINE! At the current moment, she is pregnant with our first child which is the only reason I or any of our team have come after you.
If you even try to do anything more than send an apology letter, you won't have just the Crimson Commander or the Silver Demon after you. No, you'll have our entire team, which consists of the other 1st class SOLDIERs, a handful of Turks, and my wonderful wife's faithful golden Fenrir familiar.
Try anything and you'll be nothing more than ash.
The Crimson Commander
Genesis Rhapsodos
1st Class and Commander of the SOLDIER Army
Dear Ministry of Sheeple,
Try to take my big sister away from me and you'll find out just what she's taught me since Mom adopted her.
Cloud Strife
Lieutenant of SOLDIER. 1st class
Dear Ministry of Magic,
I would advise against attempting to take Briar away. It would be a stain on what's left of your honor.
Angeal Hewley
1st Class and Commander of The SOLDIER Army
Ps. My Puppy is currently unconcious otherwise he would be sending a letter as well. He had to be knocked out as Briar is his favorite sparing/mission partner.
Dear Ministry of Fools,
Turks protect their own and while Briar isn't one of us in name, she is still considered one of us. You have been warned.
Turks of Shinra
P.s. Try it and die yo!
P.s.s. I'll gut you like a fish.
Author's Notes:
This latest Marriage Law Rejection Letter update was recently submitted to my review box by BloodyKitsune1997. Thanks for the submission. If anyone else has any letters they want to submit, feel free to send them in. lol