Disclaimers: As much as I may want to claim ownership of this famous series, I can't because both Harry Potter and Bravely Default-Bravely Second belongs to a whole lot of different companies that I can't remember the names of at the moment. Any characters that appear in this fic that is not a part of the original series, belong to me so don't take them without asking first.

Word Count: 515

Marriage Law Rejection Letters
Letter #150
Submitted By: Jostanos
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They've sent Harry to Luxendarc!
They've sent Harry to Luxendarc!
What did you say?
They've sent Harry.. Sent Harry to Luxendarc.. to Luxendarc-d-d-d-darc!

Tell me where is Umbitch for I much desire to speak with her.
Tell me where is Umbitch for I much desire to speak with her.
The Pink Toad in office.
What did you say?

The Pink Toad in Office.
What did you say?
They've sent Harry to Luxendarc!
Stupid Fat Toad Bitch!

They've sent Harry to Luxendarc!
Stupid Fat Toad Bitch!

They've sent Harry to Luxendarc!
They've sent Harry to Luxendarc!
They've sent harry to Luxendarc!

Stupid Fat Toad Bitch!
ROT IN AZKABAN! AND NEVER COME BACK!

Harry Potter.. Once the 'Boy-Who-Lived' and 'The Savior of Magical United Kingdom'.

Now Harry, after being sent through the Veil of Death by Madam Delores Umbridge acting M.O.M. for 'trumped-up-charges-for-no-apparent-reason' (Read: "To get Harry out of her hair"), lives in Luxendarc: home of the Crystal Knights, Magic and other schools that Harry has never seen before, and a pair of Twins that bear a striking resemblence to himself.. albeit a few years older and lacking the 'trademark lightning bolt scar'.

The 'Matsuo Twins' and Harry have crossed paths at least twice since Harry first arrive in Luxendarc. The first time? Well... Let's just say that both parties were a tad confused and went on their seperate ways.

The second time that they 'met'?

Harry was mistaken for one of the Matsuo Twins by a group of ruffians who thought Harry was one of them 'on leave'.

The Ruffians only realised their mistake when the Twins themselves rescued their victim a couple minutes later... The Ruffians were sent to jail, and Harry was brought to an Inn to be looked after.

Not long after this the owls began to arrive for Harry. The avoided the twins like the plague.

Harry's response to the letters?

"GO TO HADES! I AM BETTER OFF WHERE I AM THAN WITH YOU SHEEPLE!"

Author's Notes:
This latest Marriage Law Rejection Letter update was recently submitted to my review box by Jostanos. Thanks for the submission. If anyone else has any letters they want to submit, feel free to send them in. lol

Notes from Jostanos: *ahem* And now for what you've all been waiting for... THE REJECTION LETTER! *eye smiles* and a song parody..

First a (paraphrased) Parody of: "They're Taking The Hobbits To Isengard" (original song not mine)