Disclaimers: As much as I may want to claim ownership of this famous series, I can't because both Harry Potter and Resident Evil belongs to a whole lot of different companies that I can't remember the names of at the moment. Any characters that appear in this fic that is not a part of the original series, belong to me so don't take them without asking first.

Word Count: 424

Marriage Law Rejection Letters
Letter #154
Submitted by: Quatermass
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To whom it may concern,

Your rather gauche missive, sent to my adoptive son, Henry Ashford (I am so sick of people addressing him as Harry Potter), was amusing for a time. But I'm afraid that, as his legal guardian, I will have to treat your demands with the great contempt it is due.

My son had only just married to one Hermione Granger shortly before your letter arrived, and he has also one Luna Lovegood as a very willing concubine. This is not merely a relationship born of carnal desire: Henry desires intellectual equals, and Hermione and Luna fill such a niche very well.

You also seem to have very short memories. You forgot the way my son used the biological enhancements I granted him to physically beat a dragon into submission during that farce you called the Tri-Wizard Tournament, in front of the press of your world.

You also forgot that I am now the CEO of the Umbrella Corporation, one of the most powerful corporations in the world. And you forgot, finally, that Henry and I have no desire to return to your world. I have my research into novel viral strains to conduct, and I do not wish to waste time dealing with your petty issues.

Of course, should you persist, we can engage in negotiations at my family's ancestral seat of Rockfort Island. It has my favourite mansion, my favourite laboratory, and a prison that you are welcome to compare to Azkaban...from the inside, of course.

You have been adequately warned. Heed my warnings. Or maybe don't. That would be entertaining.

Yours sincerely,

Lady Alexia Ashford, PhD

CEO of the Umbrella Corporation

Author's Notes:
This latest Marriage Law Rejection Letter update was recently submitted to my review box by Quatermass. Thanks for the submission. If anyone else has any letters they want to submit, feel free to send them in. lol

Notes from Quatermass: And now, a shameless plug for my "Resident Evil" crossover "Henry Ashford And The Goblet Of Fire".