Disclaimers: As much as I may want to claim ownership of this famous series, I can't because both Harry Potter and Darkstalkers belongs to a whole lot of different companies that I can't remember the names of at the moment. Any characters that appear in this fic that is not a part of the original series, belong to me so don't take them without asking first.

Word Count: 440

Marriage Law Rejection Letters
Letter #155
Submitted by: Quatermass
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Dear Ministry of Morons,

You've been naughty. I didn't have that high an opinion of the Ministry of Magic in your country (or elsewhere for that matter) when I was young, and the centuries have only proven that things only got worse. Then again, it's no wonder you hold the bond between my sister and Harry in contempt, considering what we are.

When I was adopted by my father, he split my power into three parts. One of these parts ended up fusing with Harry when he was still in the womb, effectively giving him a soul with two entities attached to it. One is the Harry Potter you know and (if the letter and previous experience with one Dolores Umbridge is any indication) loathe, and the other is what I now like to call my little sister, Lilith.

You see, I am what you call a Darkstalker, a creature of the night. Specifically, I am a Succubus, and so too is Lilith. In a way, she's like Harry's familiar, but in truth, they are two halves of the same soul. Which makes Harry a Darkstalker too, technically, as he shares Lilith's raw power, even if he's no Succubus or Incubus.

Splitting their relationship would be lethal. Not that I think you'd care, given that little incident with the Dementors. But know that he is under the protection of my father, Belial Aensland, the Ruler of Makai, as well as myself. Oh, that's right, I never introduced myself, did I? I'm Morrigan Aensland.

Ooh, I can just feel your fear upon reading that.

I think in retaliation for your insolence, I will start feeding on the more odious members of your pathetic excuse for a governing body. Be seeing you...

Hugs and kisses,

Morrigan Aensland

Author's Notes:
This latest Marriage Law Rejection Letter update was recently submitted to my review box by Quatermass. Thanks for the submission. If anyone else has any letters they want to submit, feel free to send them in. lol

Notes from Quatermass: And another one, for my "Darkstalkers" crossover "Never Tear Us Apart".